The Warriors have COVID problems, the SF Gay Men’s Chrous had to cancel its Christmas show, and — stop me if you’ve heard this — the long-delayed Central Subway is supposed to be coming soon.

SF COVID cases just doubled in five days amidst the Omicron surge, a dead body on the tracks shut down Civic Center station, and the longest night of the year is underway.

The CDC says Omicron is quickly overtaking Delta as the dominant variant in the U.S., a mall shooting in San Jose prompts shelter-in-place order, and jurors are still out in the Elizabeth Holmes trial.

The Omicron variant is spreading at frighteningly exponential rates in major cities, Apple is delaying its return to the office indefinitely, and those meddling kids on TikTok are literally encouraging “acts of violence” at schools Friday.

We have our first look at a 3,000-unit housing village coming to Stonestown, you can now pass your iPhone data to a loved one when you die, and Stephen Curry just broke the all-time NBA three-point record.

The Harvey Milk mural in the Castro has been painted over, Michigan is awash in school shooting threats, and Scott Peterson is angling to have his murder case tried all over again.

Apps and websites had outages over an Amazon Web Services snafu, SF sheriffs will get overtime pay for guarding Walgreens stores, and yet another “Matrix Resurrections” trailer has dropped.

A planned CVS closure has Marin City residents upset, air quality has been kind of bad around SF due to a weather pattern, and it looks like rain may come in the long-range forecast later in the month.

A 25-year-old man from Concord who talked online about shooting up a synagogue two years ago has been convicted, an Emeryville accountant is in trouble with the IRS, and five more Omicron cases have been found in NY.

A new “Matrix Resurrections” trailer just dropped, SFUSD says Lowell High is sticking with lottery admissions for now, and a Santa Rosa household won Monday night’s episode of “The Great Christmas Light Fight.”

DA Boudin’s looting charges against the Union Square burglary suspects could backfire, the CDC will begin testing for the Omicron variant at SFO, and the female Berkeley falcon Annie is keeping both her suitors guessing on which she prefers.

A KRON-4 security guard is in stable condition after being shot in Oakland, cult-hit microbrew Pliny the Younger will get an in-person release again, and the Indigenous Peoples Sunrise Gathering returns in-person Thursday after a COVID-19 hiatus.

A state housing department is making noise over the supes’ rejection of a 27-story high-rise, SFPD will face the music at a town hall over last week's police shooting, and a food worker protest aims to make SFO even more hairy on the day before Thanksgiving.

SF and federal authorities busted an alleged weapons trafficking ring, Hillary Clinton came to SF on Sunday to promote her new novel, and the Newsom family is off to Mexico for the Thanksgiving holiday.

A Chik Fil-A just opened in Daly City, there was a contentious hearing at City Hall over the canceled homeless drop-in center in the Haight, and a 40-year-old Sonoma County man just got sent to prison after his 10th DUI.

The whole nation is suffering from the same overdose crisis as SF, the DA throws the book at a woman accused of stealing $40,000 worth of stuff from a Target, and reviled sandwich franchise Chick-fil-A opens tomorrow just two miles from SF city limits.

Trump’s least favorite voting machine company Dominion Voting Systems has a monopoly here in SF, a Muni driver had a delightfully insightful take on the ‘Shang-Chi’ Muni bus fight, and Journey has a date at the Chase Center in March.

The upcoming special and recall elections in SF could cost $6.9 million, students at Lowell High School staged a walkout over sexual assault cases, and SF made at least $100K off of Ivy Getty's wedding.

A woman was injured in a shooting outside the Fox Theater in Oakland today, COVID deaths in California have largely shifted to rural counties with low vaccination rates, and Ellume is recalling its at-home COVID tests over false positives.