SF News Little People Riot at <em>America's Next Top Model</em> Casting Call Who knew digestionally-challenged spitfires who smile with their eyes could throw such a big fit? Take, for example, the open casting call for America's Next Top Model in Manhattan over the weekend. According
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV This week Marjorie tried to convince herself that she'd try to calm the hell down and not let her nerves get to her, although she was also under the impression that her nerves
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV Ah, yes. The go-see episode! Since the models are in Amsterdam, they would, of course, have to go on their go-sees via boat, and they weren't speedboats. Marjorie was nervous, and lost, and
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TVr This week on "America's Next Top Model" this girls flew to AmsterDAAAAAAM, which is in Europe, which means Marjorie and Elina's patented brand of European moodiness would fit right in, right? Once in
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV Omigod, the show begins with Elina talking about how she doesn't show emotion because she's from Europe, and unless you're from Europe, you just wouldn't understand. So this show has taught us that
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV "Survivor: Gabon." Previously, Sugar was sent to Exile Island and chilled in her Sugar walls. Once she returned post-Tribal Council, she was pleased to see Ace was in her new Fang--Carl LaFong--tribe. Chrystal,
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV Elina has a tattoo above her ladybits that says "A voice for those who can't speak." So, does her vagina speak for those who can't? And is it available for speaking engagements? The
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV So it should come as no surprise that she was all doom and gloom at the beginning of this week's episode, lamenting the fact that she has no "positive mantra," unlike her chipper
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV Jessica, who is calling herself "Sugar" on the show, introduced herself as a "retro pin-up model," not an actress. So, guessing that's her strategy? Or something? She was picked second, by a photographer,
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV Previously on "America's Next Top Model" local girl Marjorie didn't do anything memorable. This week the models came home to find Tyra sitting in their living room wearing a tiara. She demanded everyone
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV Post-lesson the girls played truth or dare in the hot tub. Marjorie was nowhere to be found. But there was some drama between Alaskan Hannah and transgenered Isis. Oh, did we not mention
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV With the fall TV season upon us, we were looking forward to a new batch of reality TV locals to make fun of cover. First up was "America's Next Top Model" contestant Marjorie,
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV, Pt. 1 Previously on "America's Next Top Model," Marvita got boned. In the Top Model Lair, Marvita confessed that she can't stay in relationships for long, and doesn't do the whole kissing and holding hands
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV, Pt. 1 Previously on "America's Next Top Model," local hopeful Marvita got a horse 'do. The Tyra scrawl crawl told the girls to "turn up the heat or they'll get hosed." So they went to
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV A lot of Christian's line was predictably over-the-top; the boy sure does love his ruffles. Because he didn't use much color (mainly black and browns) some of the pieces just blended into the
misc SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV Let's check in on local girl Marvita, and her quest to become "America's Next Top Model." After arriving in New York, the girls moved into their loft, which, while nice, wasn't exactly posh,
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV Things weren't looking good for Yau-Man from the beginning of the episode when his teammates started discussing his elimination before they had even had an immunity challenge. So, when they did finally make
Arts & Entertainment Breaking News: Twiggy Escapes ANTM Thank God. Really, thank you, God. Since it's next to impossible to remove producer and star Tyra Banks from America's Next Top Model -- we understand the difficulty in smiting a soul that
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV At the beginning of the episode we were put through the always boring selection-of-the-models ritual. This could be a more entertaining aspect of the show if the models were given the chance to
misc Ask SFist -- Bay Area Gay Blogs? A reader would like your help: Can you recommend any popular blogs in San Francisco with a queer voice? thanks, [presumed homosexual's name withheld] Well, we can't recommend any "popular" Bay Area blogs
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Fall TV Premieres Tonight Abandoned kids, wannabe models, sitcom groaners, socialite teens, and a screaming Brit. It must be Wednesday! Firstly, we have CBS's "Kid Nation," at 8 p.m., in which a bunch of kids are
misc Elsewhere in the Ist-a-verse LAist is experimenting with blogging dates from J-Date, but finds the best men are found offline. Some date vicariously online and that is one reason why porn is big -- really freaking big
SF News SchwarzenWatcher Pimps His Ride In the show, Schwarzenegger will get his 1965 Chevy Impala all fitted up with a biodiesel engine. Why, we've never watched the show, but we hear pimping out cars with biodiesel is all
Arts & Entertainment Pictures From Fashion Week Live As promised, Naomi Campbell came back to town for her very first San Francisco runway walk for our city's night of Fashion Week Live last Thursday -- and as noted by SFist Elaine,
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: TV Finales Tonight First comes the tricky 8 p.m. slot, which is filled by "Alias," "America's Next Top Model," and "The Amazing Race." "Alias" won't be ending for another week, but "ANTM" and "TAR" are