Arts & Entertainment Yvesdroppings Have Standards to Uphold Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. Lesbian visiting from out of town: "I was going to try to kiss 38 women for my 38th birthday, but decided
Arts & Entertainment Yvesdroppings Have Needs, Too Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. Driver over intercom as the M train inbound approached downtown: "Next stop, Montgomery. Beautiful people, get off here." -- From MeiMei
Arts & Entertainment Yvesdroppings Have Something to Prove Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. Girl talking to her friend at the next table (which had a paper table cloth covered in doodles): "I had to
Arts & Entertainment Good Show, Yvesdroppings Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. Striped shirt Marina guy: "It's like, we hold these truths to be self-evident. What movie is that from again?" -- From
Arts & Entertainment Yvesdroppings Confirm our Suspicions Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. Cocktail waitress to guy at bar: "Hey, did you ever end up taking that pill you found?" Guy at bar: "Um
Arts & Entertainment We Have No Idea What Yvesdroppings Are Referring To Yes, we know that technically it should be "to what Yvesdroppings refer." Whatever. Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. Girl on Phone: "He wants to move to
Arts & Entertainment Yvesdroppings Get Out and About Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. First girl: "Do you have a myspace account?" Second Girl: "No, but my dog does." -- From Jamison/SOMA A four-year-old
Arts & Entertainment Yvesdroppings Need a New Job Submissions go to yvesdroppings at gmail dot com. Female clerk yelling at male (clerk? boyfriend? whipping boy?): "TIM! Get up here and wipe the blood off this bill right now. It's grossing me
Arts & Entertainment Yvesdroppings Are Looking Rather Fetching This Evening Submissions go to Yvesdroppings at gmail dot com. Girl in Brown Velour Jumpsuit: "I haven't been alone for 4 years. How long were we friends-with-benefits for -- 3 years?" --From Luisa/On a
Arts & Entertainment Only The Good Yvesdroppings Die Young Submissions go to yvesdroppings at gmail dot com. Old man outside bar: "Smoking kills." Smoking hipster: "Only the good die young." -- From Ingrid/Bar in TenderNob Teen girl: "I don't know why
Arts & Entertainment Young Yvesdropping in Love Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. One climber to another: "This rope is fat... like your Mom." -- From DD/At Mission Cliffs climbing gym (the coolest
Arts & Entertainment Yvesdropping Takes it to the Streets Submissions go to Yvesdroppings at gmail dot com. Customer at Good Vibrations: "Oh, that's the one I use in the car." -- From Jonathan, via Amy Geezer pushing a grocery cart, to no
Arts & Entertainment Yvesdroppings: The Movie Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at -gmail - dot - com. Two men ask the waitress to split their check to two ATM cards. She returns a moment later with two receipts stapled
Arts & Entertainment Yvesdroppings Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. Rough-looking woman to rough-looking guy, both of indeterminate age: "I'm not an exhibitionist, I'm an inhibitionist." -- On the 71 Haight
Arts & Entertainment An Entire Week's Worth of Eavesdropping, Knocked Off in a Single Busride Sniff. Mom, I'm fine. I have like an AMAZING immune system right now. I take vitamins every day. Sniff It's just a cold. What kind of doctor are you going to go see
Arts & Entertainment Yvesdropping Needs to Get Out More Submissions go to yvesdroppings at gmail dot com. A normal-dressed girl, speaking to a man dressed as an Imperial Officer (who was eating a burger and fries): "Yeah, I got here late. I
misc Win Passes To <i>Shut Yer Dirty Little MOUTH</i>! We first heard about when SFist Rita forwarded us a synopsis, excaliming "this sounds like an EXCELLENT yvesdropping movie!!!" Though one staffer who will remain nameless said "it looks ... kind of ... scary", that
Arts & Entertainment Yvesdropping on the Fairer Sex Submissions go to Yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. Man: "It's cold." Woman: "It's so cold I'm going to freeze my tiny nipples off." --From Eve/ In front of the
Arts & Entertainment Yvesdroppings on Like, Whatever A rich college girl is talking loudly to her friends. A sample: "I went through SEVEN laptops in high school!" "You know the microwave and mini-fridge in my room? Those are mine. My
Arts & Entertainment Yvesdroppings Exercise Some Self-Control Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail dot com. Foreman: "We only have about half an hour of stuff left to do, so you can go ahead and start drinking, OK?" --
Arts & Entertainment Yvesdropping Eats Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com. CompUSA employee speaking to himself: "Jerry, where's Jerry? HE'S WITH BEN MAKING ICE CREAM, YOU IDIOT!" -- Montgomery Street / Submitted by
Arts & Entertainment Yvesdroppings, this Time with Feeling Submissions go to yvesdroppings at gmail dot com. Girl 1: "Wow, I've never been up this high!" Girl 2: "I've never even been in this building before. Well, I've been to the bar
Arts & Entertainment Yvesdroppings Need Help Getting Around Old lady: "Excuse me, young man, could you help me put this window up? I've had so much blow today. I'm tired of blow." -- From Joe/On the F Line Twenty-something guy
Arts & Entertainment Yvesdroppings Don't Realize What They're Saying Submissions go to yvesdroppings at gmail dot com. 50 year old woman: "There are no bottoms, it's all tops! They just don't have any bottoms here. I swear, where are the men's bottoms?
Arts & Entertainment Yvesdroppings Aren't Fooled Submissions go to yvesdroppings at gmail dot com. Whoo. Dude With Huge Sunglasses: "Hey Marty." Marty: "Oh! Hey! I didn't recognize you because you're disguised as an Italian." -- North Beach Mom, trying
