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First girl: "Do you have a myspace account?"
Second Girl: "No, but my dog does."
-- From Jamison/SOMA

A four-year-old to her mom, who had just scolded her: "I am not very impressed by you."
-- From Ced

One guy to the others: "This is like looking for a needle in a gaystack!'
-- From Tracy

A sunny Sunday afternoon in Dolores Park; four guys are wandering around looking for their friends.