A rich college girl is talking loudly to her friends. A sample:
"I went through SEVEN laptops in high school!"
"You know the microwave and mini-fridge in my room? Those are mine. My roommate and I were supposed to split the cost, but she kept not having the money, so my dad just paid for everything."
Later, the bus approaches a stop:
College girl: "Driver, stop! Stop, please!"
Lady: "You have to wait til he gets to the bus stop."
College girl: "Well, I was pushing the button and nothing happened."
Lady: "That's because somebody already pulled the cord. It's not gonna ring again."
Guy: "Yeah, and I went through NINE laptops in high school!"
-- From Melissa/On the 21