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Lesbian visiting from out of town: "I was going to try to kiss 38 women for my 38th birthday, but decided it would be too exhausting ... kissing takes time."
-- From David/At Askew in the Castro

Girl 1: "I don't give a f**k, as long as it's got cheese all over it."
Girl 2: "....."
-- From Danny/Dolores Park near 18th Street

Older asian man with blonde highlights to younger woman: "I wear more make-up than my own mother. And I buy mine at Macy's. She buys her's at Walgreens."
-- From Lynn/At the North Beach Festival