Yes, we know that technically it should be "to what Yvesdroppings refer." Whatever. Submissions go to yvesdroppings - at - gmail - dot - com.

Girl on Phone: "He wants to move to Iraq and work as a security guard! He said he could make, like, a hundred K. And I was like, it would be better to stay in San Francisco and be a hooker." (Pause.) "I don't know how much they make. I guess it depends on their specialty." (Pause.) "What ... what IS a Meat Salad?"
-- On the 33

Guy 1: "It hears, to inside, to inside. In the red one. "
Guy 2: "If. That it is contiguous!"
--From Jackson/One construction worker to another, checking out bikini-clad girls in Washington Square Park.This is the automatic Google-translation of a Spanish-language Yvesdropping: