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Old man outside bar: "Smoking kills."
Smoking hipster: "Only the good die young."
-- From Ingrid/Bar in TenderNob


Teen girl: "I don't know why California has so many bushes. They're so ugly. I hate them. I just want to burn them all up."
Teen guy: "Yeah, they look like pimples on my butt."
-- From Alex/On Caltrain, going past the bushy hills of South San Francisco


SUV-Driving Moneybag: "I'll put $80 on pump number two."
-- From Cedric/At the soon-to-be bulldozed Castro Arco station. $80!


Two 30ish women leaving a baby shower: "Let's do coffee, or whatever is your substitute."
-- From Cedric


Man on Cell Phone: "Well, girl, call me when you're done with your nap. Maybe I'll stop by after I get done with my hypnotherapist."
--From Rita/Dolores and 16th.