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50 year old woman: "There are no bottoms, it's all tops! They just don't have any bottoms here. I swear, where are the men's bottoms?"
From Andrew/At Mervyn's


Inner-Richmond hipster, looking at a clock that has pieces of nigiri sushi in place of the numerals: "It's totally half past maguro, Dude."
-- From judy b./Kamei on Clement St


Gigantic woman, exiting bus: "Let me off! Get out of my way!"
Little old lady: "I'm just trying to --"
Gigantic woman: "I don't care! You don't have to be all up in my back! F**k you!"
-- On the 21


Frat Dude: "You're just being rape-phobic."
-- Corner of Diviz & Haight