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Driver over intercom as the M train inbound approached downtown: "Next stop, Montgomery. Beautiful people, get off here."
-- From MeiMei on her morning commute

Girl: "Whatever happened to Paul?"
Guy: "Oh they broke up because he moved away. He was actually deported."
-- From John/In Cole Valley

Middle-aged woman with dog: "Bliss Bar ... is that a bar bar?"
Scruffy middle-aged man: "It's a bar bar"
Middle-aged woman with dog, gleefully: "That's what we're looking for!"
-- From Sean

Mom: "That's the reason you have curtains, so people can't see in."
Kid: "Well then why do they have clear curtains?"
Mom: "I don't know. Some people are just weird."
-- From Eve/Target in Daly City