Sniff. Mom, I'm fine. I have like an AMAZING immune system right now. I take vitamins every day. Sniff It's just a cold.

What kind of doctor are you going to go see on Monday? ... ... ...Ew.

You should visit in the summer because I won't be in school and the city's nicer. Well, it's not nicer. But I won't be in school.

Mom, I don't care what any member of your family says. They couldn't handle a science class at this level. It's a really hard subject. It's not something you can just LEARN, you have to have some degree of intuition.

I don't lie to you and dad like Grace does. If I tell you I'm going drinking, I'm going drinking.

Mom, I can drive just fine. the only place I drive to is grocery shopping which is like 2 miles away. And sometimes I go to Target, but I always have a friend with me.

MOM, I don't GO to church anymore. ...WHY? Oh my GOD. [Long diatribe about how he'll be condemned for being gay.] ...And also, I don't like the new Pope.
All quotes are from a gaysian boy on the phone with his mom, riding downtown on the 21: