Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV Omigod, the show begins with Elina talking about how she doesn't show emotion because she's from Europe, and unless you're from Europe, you just wouldn't understand. So this show has taught us that
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV "Survivor: Gabon." Previously, Sugar was sent to Exile Island and chilled in her Sugar walls. Once she returned post-Tribal Council, she was pleased to see Ace was in her new Fang--Carl LaFong--tribe. Chrystal,
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV Elina has a tattoo above her ladybits that says "A voice for those who can't speak." So, does her vagina speak for those who can't? And is it available for speaking engagements? The
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV So it should come as no surprise that she was all doom and gloom at the beginning of this week's episode, lamenting the fact that she has no "positive mantra," unlike her chipper
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV Jessica, who is calling herself "Sugar" on the show, introduced herself as a "retro pin-up model," not an actress. So, guessing that's her strategy? Or something? She was picked second, by a photographer,
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV Previously on "America's Next Top Model" local girl Marjorie didn't do anything memorable. This week the models came home to find Tyra sitting in their living room wearing a tiara. She demanded everyone
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV Post-lesson the girls played truth or dare in the hot tub. Marjorie was nowhere to be found. But there was some drama between Alaskan Hannah and transgenered Isis. Oh, did we not mention
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV With the fall TV season upon us, we were looking forward to a new batch of reality TV locals to make fun of cover. First up was "America's Next Top Model" contestant Marjorie,
Arts & Entertainment Jennifer Siebel Isn't a Party Girl...But She Plays One On TV Have you been watching "Mad Men"? Yeah, yeah, everyone says it's the bee's knees, but in this case everyone is right. It's a show we love so much we wish we could take
Arts & Entertainment Your Locals On Reality TV: Big Brother Edition The guy's name is Brian Hart, he was in the Air Force, and he's in telecommunications, which is to say, he sells cell phones. His introduction showed him playing basketball somewhere in the
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV The Short Cut Challenge was a...short cut, taking hair from long to short in 45 minutes. The guest judge was Tabatha from last season, and she was her usual blunt bitchy self.
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV But we're happy to report that two more locals have joined the Bravo family of reality TV fare in this season of "Shear Genius." Let's meet them, shall we? First up was Paulo,
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV Which leaves us with "The Bacherlorette" and local bachelor and chef Robert Fair. Last week we were perturbed by his inability to completely button up a shirt, and this week's episode was no
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV Let's start with a little bit of "Top Chef" coverage. Lisa was in the bottom two again last week. AND SHE WASN'T ELIMINATED. AGAIN. Which means she's made it to the final four.
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV Now, Dale was a pain in the ass, that's for sure, but he seemed to have a hell of a lot more talent than Lisa, and if he hadn't assumed the head chef
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV Anyway, last week we lost Ryan, leaving Jennifer the last local standing. But for how long?? At Chez Chef, Twitchy McTwit was pleased "pretty boy" Ryan had left, while admitting the place had
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV As for this season, well, last week saw the elimination of Zoi, which did not please her girlfriend Jen one bit. She's out for blood! The next morning Spike knew others thought he
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV Zoi was still pissed about getting placed in the bottom at the last challenge, and Jen thought it was bogus as well. Of course. But to their credit, so far their status as
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV Which leaves us with "Top Chef," where three locals remain after last week's knifing of Erik "Tacos Are From the Street!" Hopfinger. At the top of the show, there was some bitching from
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV Date Box! Hollie read the note, and eight girls, including herself, would be putting on some kind of runway show. Oh, "The Bachelor." We have seen "Project Runway;" "Project Runway" is our friend
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV, Pt. 2 Previously on "Top Chef," our four local chefs remained, despite questionable interpretations of classic entrees. In the Top Chef Chateau, Jen and Zoi tried each others shoes on while interviewing that they were
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV, Pt. 1 Previously on "America's Next Top Model," Marvita got boned. In the Top Model Lair, Marvita confessed that she can't stay in relationships for long, and doesn't do the whole kissing and holding hands
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV, Pt. 2 Here's part two of our Reality TV locals round-up. You can read part one here. Yay! Another season of "Top Chef," and it has an overwhelming four locals chefs competing this season. Let's
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Locals On Reality TV, Pt. 1 Previously on "America's Next Top Model," local hopeful Marvita got a horse 'do. The Tyra scrawl crawl told the girls to "turn up the heat or they'll get hosed." So they went to
