Arts & Entertainment Impressive Genius Tapes Himself To Outside Of Car, Heads Down 880 A post shared by FUNNY VIDEOS AND PRANKS‼️ (@zashtv) on May 14, 2017 at 7:25pm PDT One man's desperate bid for social media attention ended in three citations, after a man was
Arts & Entertainment Video: Sacramento-Area Winner Driving Backwards In Heavy Traffic A child might ask "Why is that car driving backwards, Mommy?" And a wise mother would respond, "I don't know but that is a person you don't want to grow up to be,
SF News Comedian Rob Schneider Lectures Civil Rights Leader John Lewis On MLK Comedian Rob Schneider — for whom the Bay Area bears partial responsibility as he's a Pacifica native — had maybe better stick to the bad movies (Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, The Hot Chick) or even
SF News SF Police Officers' Association Posts Photo Of Dogs Trivializing Black Lives Matter The already tone-deaf San Francisco Police Officers' Association, a union that's repeatedly railed against any perception of anti-police sentiment, has caused some new controversy with a purportedly playful image that claims to look
SF News Idiot Climbs Lotta's Fountain On Market, Gets Naked, Gets Help Down From Fire Department It is Friday the 13th. A man climbed atop this monument at Kearny and Market streets and took off his clothes pic.twitter.com/B1iBUYibQc— Jonah Owen Lamb (@jonahowenlamb) May 13, 2016 A
SF News Some Fool Climbed The Statue At Dolores And Market And The Fire Department Had To Help Him Down A possibly intoxicated/high/balls-tripping idiot decided to climb the pegasus statue at the end of Dolores Street yesterday, across from the Whole Foods, tried to ride it like a horse, and then
Arts & Entertainment Video: 'O'Reilly Factor' Minion Mocks Gay Pride, Tells Mark Leno His Pants Are Too Tight Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com Fox News resident blowhard Bill O'Reilly just filed a segment—a week late—about the S.F. LGBT Pride celebration that happened on June 29.
SF News San Jose Hit-Run Suspect Gets Trapped Between Buildings While Fleeing Cops, Has to Be Rescued A bumbling suspected criminal in San Jose didn't quite make the daring escape from authorities that he hoped last night after allegedly committing a felony hit-and-run. The 32-year-old suspect became the victim of
SF News Dude Tries to Sell Stolen SF State iMacs at Pawn Shop, Gets Arrested Today in stupid criminal news: Some moron showed up at a pawn shop trying to sell two iMacs that were clearly labeled "Property of SF State." The computers were stolen during a recent
SF News Harold Camping Admits He's A Fool Armageddon enthusiast Harold Camping, who clearly never read the story of Chicken Little and probably should drink more, admitted in a letter to listeners Thursday that he's been a fool and that his
SF News Do-Gooder Finds Two-Pound Bag of Weed, Turns It Over To Police A concerned citizen with absolutely no sense of the value of good marijuana spotted an attended bag on the sidewalk near a Richmond District bus stop early Wednesday. Upon inspection, he saw a
misc What Not To Do With Your Crap We were headed out to work this morning, and we saw the above Mesozoic-era monitor, right there in the middle of the sidewalk. A lazy person would have left it next to a
SF News Happy Colts/Pats Sunday This whole thing has been widely entertaining because it's become a veritable issue-- we've heard it discussed on KNBR, on local news, and several blogs. The hilarious part is that it seems like
SF News Aquafina: Fresh From Your Tap Reuters reports that PepsiCo Inc. will now actually inform consumers what they’re shelling out their health-conscious and ever-hydrated bucks for -- bottled tap water, or, according to PepsiCo, stuff from a "Public
SF News Orange You Glad I Didn't Say Banana Again? Now, you know, one of the things we hate about all this Barry hullabaloo is that it allows other people to grab a big brush and paint us Giants fans in an unflattering
SF News Red Light Means What Exactly? Now the thing about this is that in the last year and a half, there have been eight crashes at the intersection, all caused by red light runners. Last July, a four year
Arts & Entertainment Review: Comedy Death-Ray at SketchFest SFist was excited to hit SketchFest’s Comedy Death-Ray act last night at Cobb’s. The line up (full of Mr. Show and I LOVE the ‘80’s alumns) looked promising. After the
SF News It's Getting Cold In Here We don't know about you, but it seemed like the temperature dropped about ten degrees in an hour or so yesterday. In fact, the day started off rather nicely but then the wind
Arts & Entertainment SFist Goes to Dia de los Muertos Well, actually, we didn't. We went to Tres Agaves instead where we wondered what would compel a group of five male friends to all sport the Nick Lachey stripe shirt look. Did they
Arts & Entertainment The Kooky Adventures of the Superfisters Even as Dr. DeBunko exhorts us to subscribe to Skeptic Magazine, we can't help but feel that there are some missed opportunities here to ponder some real mysteries -- namely, how otherwise intelligent
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Rock Star OK, maybe "beneath" isn't the right choice of words. One needs to take into consideration that this isn't "American Idol," and that these contestants tend to have many, many years of performance experience
Arts & Entertainment "I Will Always Have a Dildo in My Window!" Meet Jeremy Paul, a husband and father who moved his family to the Castro district, and was shocked, SHOCKED, to see such blatant promotion of the homosexual lifestyle in his own backyard. Literally.
SF News SFist Listens -- To You SFist would like you to know that we always consider feedback. So to show you that we actually, sometimes, act on that feedback instead of just considering it, we wanted to point out
misc Pass the Dutch Auction The last five or ten years have seen the Bay Area go from boom to bust, and while SFist didn't have to pack up a truck and move back to Palookaville like some