Fox News resident blowhard Bill O'Reilly just filed a segment—a week late—about the S.F. LGBT Pride celebration that happened on June 29. In it, his glib conservative minion Jesse Watters wanders around making an ass of himself as he panders to The O'Reilly Factor's elderly, conservative fan base.

He talks to Gavin Newsom about gay marriage, he tells State Senator Mark Leno (à propos of nothing, and they misidentify him as an Assemblyman) that his pants are too tight, and he asks a couple of parade-happy twentysomethings if they think we should have a gay president. When they say give an enthusiastic "Yes!" he replies, complete with "whomp whomp" sound effect from The Price Is Right, "But then we can't procreate." I kid you not.

[Fox News]