Idiot Climbs Lotta's Fountain On Market, Gets Naked, Gets Help Down From Fire Department

A no doubt sober individual decided to climb to the top of Lotta's Fountain at Kearny and Market this morning and take off his clothes. It's unclear how long he stayed up there like that, but the SFFD quickly responded with a ladder and helped him down.

The Examiner's Jonah Owen Lamb snapped the photos above, and notes on Twitter that yes, it's Friday the 13th.

Unlike this shirtless guy two years ago who climbed the statue at Dolores and Market and refused to come down, it looks like the fool this morning was a bit more cooperative / less high.

Lotta's Fountain, as most of you probably know, is a landmark associated with the 1906 Earthquake, as it became a popular meeting spot for survivors in the days following. The annual commemoration of the quake on April 18 always begins here.