SF News Online Date To 'Roll Around In Cash' Turns Out To Be (Deplorable) Teens With A Gun In the most unfortunate catfish meetup ever, three male victims were robbed on separate occasions when they thought they were meeting a woman who wanted to fulfill her fantasy of rolling around in
SF News Cab Driver Stabbed After Deplorable Teen Can't Pay Fare A cab driver was stabbed in the Potrero Hill neighborhood last night after a 17-year-old was unable to pay his cab fare. This all happened around 10:30 p.m. Thursday. Luckily, the
SF News Teen Arrested For Hallidie Plaza Shooting Last night around 10:20 p.m. a 15-year-old boy shot a 25-year-old man in the leg after a verbal argument got out of hand near Hallidie Plaza at Fifth and Market Streets.
SF News Video: Deplorable Teen Girls Fight On Muni Bus We're not sure what's more depressing here: the horrible teens fighting on a packed 5 Fulton bus or the poor eyewitness suffering from VVS. Nevertheless, this fight was caught on camera the earlier
SF News Deplorable Teens Who Robbed Elderly Woman on Muni Arrested The two teens who brazenly robbed a 68-year-old woman on the T light rail last month have been arrested. The arrest of one of the girls came as a result of a tip
SF News Video: Two Teenage Girls Punch, Rob Older Woman On Muni SF MTA just released footage of two teen girls attacking and robbing a woman on the T-Third line last week. The young hooligans went after the 67-year-old passenger at around 8:30 p.
Arts & Entertainment Video: Stanley Roberts Busts West Oakland Poop Vandals Stanley Roberts, the Bay Area's most watchable man-on-the-street reporter and harbinger of bad behavior, may have been sidelined at Bay to Breakers this year, but he's back again with the most sordid sort
SF News Tomahawk Crime: 18-Year-Old Burglar Not Very Good At Axe Throwing In the latest crime to involving uncommon bladed weapons, an 18-year-old man was busted last weekend for attempting to throw a tomahawk at the owner of the car he was pillaging. The ruffian
SF News Teens 'Beat Crap' Out Of Couple At Muni Stop Muni Diaries has word about an alleged attack that happened at the Van Ness Muni bus stop by a gaggle of deplorable teens. "Erin" writes to the local transportation-themed site with her chilling
SF News 13-Year-Old Boy Arrested For Making Bomb Threats On Instagram Your ephemeral puppy shots and pre-run shoe photos might be casual fun to you, but to authorities on the peninsula they can be very serious business. A 13-year-old Catholic school student at Our
SF News Two Escape From Juvie Last Night [Update] Late night, according to ABC 7, two inmates escaped from the "Youth Guidance Center" near Twin Peaks. #BREAKING: SF authorities are searching for at least 1 escapee from a juvenile facility near Twin
SF News Day Around The Bay: San Francisco Claims Instagram's Worst Teenager These two snatch-and-grab smartphone thieves would have gotten away with it if they hadn't crashed into that telephone pole. [Haighteration] Semen cocktails are a real thing. S.F. Weekly food critic Anna Roth
SF News Teens Assault 25-Year-Old With Tire Iron On 49-Mission Bus Last night just before 10 p.m., a 25-year-old man was assaulted by a gang of six or seven youths on a 49-Mission Muni bus near the intersection of Mission and 22nd Streets.
SF News Deplorable Teens Mug Someone's Grandmother Two 16-year-old delinquents are on the loose after they repeatedly punched another 16-year-old boy in the mouth and stole his grandmother's purse Thursday evening. The boy and his 78-year-old grandmother were walking near
SF News Deplorable Tween Caught Stealing Car in Bayview Terrible tweens! Today we bring you a report of a 12-year-old boy reportedly nabbed behind the wheel of a stolen car on Saturday afternoon. He was found driving the car on the 1100
SF News Teen-On-Teen Crime: Pot Deal Goes Bad In Park Merced Three suspects in their late teens or early twenties totally harshed some other kids' mellow when they turned a potential weed deal into a home invasion robbery Saturday afternoon at Park Merced. The
SF News Hope For Youngsters Renewed As Teens Grow Weary Of Facebook There might be a chance for today's overly connected, sext-fiending youngsters yet: teenagers are not that in to Facebook anymore. Facebook's annual report to investors and one tech CEO with a 15-year-old sister,
SF News Teen Thugs Rob Divisadero Comic Book Store, Make Off With $75 A comic book store at Divisadero and Page fell victim to a brazen, daylight armed robbery on Friday, the first in its 23-year history. Comix Experience owner Brian Hibbs tells Haighteration that two
SF News Teen-On-Tween Crime Strikes The Bayview Two boys, ages 12 and 13, were robbed by a gang of older teen dudes in the Bayview during after school time yesterday afternoon. The two youngsters were walking on Keith Street near
SF News Face-Punching Teen Girl Gang Terrorizes Berkeley Women Three teenage girls are wanted by UC police in Berkeley after they assaulted two women on Dwight Way and Prospect Streets near a residential part of the UC Berkeley campus. The Oakland Tribune
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Deplorable Teen Attempts To Steal Fish In Her Purse, Punches Out Supermarket Employee Teens? What won't they do for market fresh fish? In South San Francisco Wednesday evening, a 19-year-old lady allegedly stuffed her purse full of fish at the Pacific Supermarket on El Camino Real,
SF News Teens Throwing Parties in Vacant Contra Costa County Houses Once again proving that we should be careful with this whole "set the world on fire, burn brighter than the sun" stuff, a group of teens decided to appropriate an empty Concord home
SF News Knife Crime 2012: Teen Stabbed Repeatedly At Ocean Beach Bonfire A high school party at Ocean Beach went all wrong last Saturday night when a drunken teen who "kept talking crap" was stabbed half a dozen times by three suspects, apparently also attendees
SF News Horrible Youths Steal Kid's Skateboard At Gunpoint An 11-year-old boy had his after-school skateboard session completely ruined by a gun-toting youth and his friends last Friday. The kid had been hanging out with his skateboard near the intersection of Leland
SF News Teen Attacks Home With Pitchfork, Hurts Himself An unhinged 15-year-old attempted to break in to the home of an elderly woman while brandishing a terrifying gardening tool in Half Moon Bay yesterday evening. The kid, who was apparently from two
