Suburban teens. They're deplorable. For example...
#Pleasanton PD will hold news conference at 9:30a.m. to update man beaten into coma after he asked teens to quiet down in front of his home
— KRON 4 News (@kron4news) September 24, 2013
We're not sure what's going on in Pleasanton. We're not sure we even want to know. Sounds scarier than Eddy and Taylor at 3 a.m., at least for us. (We can only imagine what will happen when the SF housing crisis -- and that's just what it is, a crisis -- flushes out the low- to middle-income LGBT folks back into the suburbs.) Anyway, here's a full report:
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