SF News 49ers Fans React To Super Bowl Loss By Drinking Too Much, Going To Bed There were only 25 arrests for public intoxication and one for "attempting to light a fire" at 16th and Mission Streets (Note to this genius: in the immortal words of Yoda, "Do. Or
SF News Man Shot In Back In Tenderloin Early this morning on the 600 block of Polk Street, a man was shot in the back. The shooting occurred at around 2 am. The victim was whisked away to San Francisco General
SF News City In Crisis: Little Girl Shot In Oakland [Updated] Oakland crime problem shows no signs of abating. On Monday afternoon, an 8-year-old girl was shot in the leg, the victim of a drive-by shooting. According to Oakland Tribune, "The girl was standing
SF News Video: Damn Fools Doing Donuts On 880 In Oakland [UPDATED] UPDATE: Original footage pulled overnight. Luckily, we found a copy of it, which you can find below. UPDATE 2: Here's more footage via the other side of the freeway. A few cretins took
SF News Video: SFPD Using Excessive Force During Mission Arrest? The following footage, captured by YouTube user Griz415, shows two cops on motorbikes arresting an allegedly unarmed man in the Mission while using questionable force. You can hear the suspect scream as he's
SF News Sunnyvale Schools On Lockdown After Gunman Spotted [Updated] UPDATE: Search has shut down. According to NBC Bay Area: "New info indicates gunman was fabricated. Police said the student who made the inital report recanted his story. They would not say if
SF News Meanies Use Water Pistol To Mug Young Couple A trio of gooberheads robbed a young man and young woman on Wednesday night in the Excelsior district using nothing more than a water gun. While waiting for a bus near Naples Street
SF News DUI Suspect's Shocking Twitter Rant Against Arresting Officer 48-year-old Khalil Jaser was arrested for last summer in Brisbane, California for driving under the influence. Then, like a shunned lover, he proceeded to call his arresting officer a total of 152 times,
SF News After Another Extra-Long Meeting, Oakland City Council Approves Hiring Controversial Police Consultant We thought this hiring was already done in December, but it turns out that Bill Bratton, formerly Chief of Police in L.A., still needed formal Council approval to begin his consulting gig
SF News Man Found Carrying Two Pounds Of Cocaine In His Stomach Pleads Guilty To Dumb Idea 55-year-old Emmanuel Amankwa, who was busted at San Francisco International Airport back in October with over two pounds of cocaine pellets in his stomach, has pled guilty to possession of more than 500
SF News 49ers Sexual Assault Report at W Hotel Deemed Shaky Although championship football players who (allegedly) rape have made headlines as of late, a report of a sexual assault by 49ers star wide receiver Michael Crabtree is now considered "shaky" and possibly false.
SF News Piedmont Homes Invaded By Gunmen Early Monday morning, two homes in Piedmont were invaded by gunmen in what police are calling related robberies. First, at around 6:20 a.m. in the 100 block of Estates Drive, "a
SF News Two Shot, One Killed In Crocker Amazon Neighborhood Responding to shots fired in the 1100 block of Naples Street at about 12:05 a.m. on Monday, police found two men suffering from gunshot wounds. One victim, 43, died; the other
SF News San Jose Mother Fakes Kidnapping of Her Toddler A San Jose mother, perhaps in search of attention, concocted a story about a man dressed in a ball cap and bluejeans, smelling of motor oil, who came up to her yard and
SF News 34-Year-Old Man Stabbed In The Tenderloin We're hearing a report that a 34-year-old man was "critically stabbed" on the 700 block of Larkin early Friday morning. According to SF Appeal: "The 34-year-old victim was stabbed once in the chest
SF News Latest Gang War in Oakland Tied to August Murder of Teenage Girl The recent uptick in gun violence in Oakland, including last weekend's shocking number of shootings (fifteen), can be tied back, in large part, to the August murder of a 16-year-old East Oakland girl.
SF News Man Grazed By Bullet in Early Morning Home Invasion in Mission Terrace Two suspects, described only as men in their twenties, invaded a home on the 200 block of San Juan Avenue in Mission Terrace on Tuesday morning around 10:40 a.m. The two
SF News 19-Year-Old Shot In Bayview On Tuesday night, a little before 9 a.m., a 19-uyear-old man was shot in the arm. The incident happened in the city's Bayview District in the 100 block of Doublerock Street. "The
SF News Here's A Picture Of The Deplorable (Alleged) Dog-Throwing Tenderloin Mugger Pardon us if we hound this guy (pun certainly intended) until the local cops track him down, but the man you see pictured here is one Laurice Barrett — the very same man captured
SF News Police Chase Ends Outside All Star Donuts In SOMA [Updated] A little after noon today, a police chase ended at Fifth and Harrison, just outside All Star Donuts. According to unconfirmed reports, one person is dead, another injured. However, according to the manager
SF News Suspect Sketch Released In Violent Mission Rape Attempt San Francisco Police have released a suspect sketch of the man who violently attacked and allegedly attempted to rape a woman who was walking on 23rd Street near Church Street around 2:40
SF News Man Arrested In Telegraph Hill Rape Jovan Jones, 25, of Marin City was arrested on Saturday night after allegedly forcing his way into the apartment of a Telegraph Hill woman and then raping her. According to the Chronicle, "The
Arts & Entertainment Who Should Play A 'Not Crazy' John McAfee In The Movie Adaptation? Software mogul and self-diagnosed not-insane person John McAfee is about to see his life flash before him on the silver screen. Or at least the part that begins with him living in Belize
SF News Seriously: Fifteen Shot, Four Dead This Weekend In Oakland Four people were killed Friday in separate incidents in Oakland within six hours. This gave way to an extraordinarily violent weekend in Oakland in which another eleven people were shot, some likely in
SF News Meet Mr. Teeth, The Five-Foot-Long Weed Guarding Reptile Meet Mr. Teeth. As you can see, he is a rather large reptile. So what was this dinosaur doing living in Castro Valley, California? He wasn't lounging about eating chucksteaks at the zoo.
