SF News Breaking: HP Laying Off 27,000 In Massive Cutbacks According to AP reports this afternoon, Palo Alto-based Hewlett-Packard is slashing 27,000 jobs in an effort to save over $3 billion annually. The huge loss of jobs comes nine months after the
SF News You Should Probably Just Walk Everywhere Next Week, Says Muni Starting this Friday at 7 p.m., Muni will be shutting down the N-Judah and part of the J-Church for 10 days while they complete some ongoing track work on Carl Street and
SF News S.F. Rated 8th Most Bike-Friendly City Thanks To Kevin Bacon The latest pageview-friendly Top Whatever List comes to us by way of Bicycling Magazine, who has done us a favor by rating America's Top 50 Bike-Friendly Cities for this month's edition. San Francisco
SF News Wednesday Morning Link Dump: Dining Al Fresco At The French Laundry The French Laundry is opening up their courtyard. As you might expect, it's some of the most luxurious patio dining in North America. [InsideScoop] The Washington Post asks, have we lost our passion
Arts & Entertainment Buyer Beware! Unlicensed Brian Wilson Garden Gnomes Pop Up On eBay [Update] Last Sunday, 20,000 lucky Giants at AT&T park went home with miniature keepsake versions of the Giants' celebrity closer. While the officially licensed tchotchke's are already fetching around 60 bucks
SF News Wave Of Knife Crime Strikes Near Ferry Building After Saturday Farmers Market An afternoon brawl just south of the Ferry Building on Saturday left two victims with stab wounds and one in critical condition, Bay City News reports. The latest incident in 2012's knife crime
SF News Silicon Valley Software Exec Busted For Embezzling LEGOs Thomas Langenbach, a vice president for software giant SAP's Palo Alto lab, was busted using counterfeit bar code stickers to get himself huge discounts on LEGO toys at local Target Stores. Langenbach was
SF News Golden State Warriors Officially Moving To San Francisco [Updated] At 10 a.m. Tuesday, Mayor Ed Lee and the Golden State Warriors front office are scheduled to make good on months of rumors by officially announcing a deal to bring the NBA
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink California Lettuce Grower Recalls Potentially Infectious Bagged Salad Salinas, California based leafy green supplier River Ranch Fresh Foods has initiated a nationwide recall of pre-made bagged salads after discovering a Listeria contamination. No illnesses have been reported yet, but if you
SF News Tuesday Morning Roundup: Rec & Parks Slackline Crackdown San Francisco Rec & Parks are finally cracking down on the scourge* of slackliners in local parks. [UptownAlmanac] John Madden doesn't want the Warriors to leave Oakland, because of nostalgia and stuff. [CBS5]
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Neighborhood Fried Chicken Joint Ravaged By Bay To Breakers The 101st running of Bay to Breakers was fairly tame by B2B standards: some people got arrested, some people peed in the bushes and some people just threw all of their trash on
SF News Gossip Mongers Discuss Mark Zuckerberg's Marital Finances Despite seeming relatively normal, as far as the weddings of the rich & loaded go, Mark Zuckerberg's post-IPO nuptials drew plenty of speculation about whether the Silicon Valley wunderkind strategically timed the ceremony
Arts & Entertainment Video: Drunks Peeing In The Panhandle After Bay To Breakers After revisiting Bay to Breakers of yore in Alamo Square, KRON 4's pitch-perfect newsman Stanley Roberts returned to the race course this weekend to do what he does best: catch People Behaving Badly
SF News Monday Morning Roundup: B2B Winner Runs SF In 30 Mins Bay to Breakers winner Sammy Kitwara ran across the whole city in 34 minutes and 41 seconds, still thinks he could have done better. [SFEx] The view of Bay to Breakers from Hayes
SF News Mark Zuckerberg Married In Surprise Backyard Wedding Mark Zuckerberg and longtime med student girlfriend Priscilla Chan got major status updates today as the pair celebrated Zuck's becoming a bajillionaire and crashing the Nasdaq with a small, 100-person wedding in the
SF News Day Around The Bay: Muni's Fuzzy Data Whoops, as it turns out, Muni was fudging those on-time stats they've been touting so much. They apparently have a different measurement for "one minute" than the rest of us, which should come
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Map: Your Annual Bay To Breakers Liquor Store Map View Bay to Breakers Liquor Store Map 2012 in a larger map As is customary just before San Francisco's yearly 12k Fun Run and Bacchanal, here is your annual Bay to Breaks Liquor
SF News Facebook Underwriters Prop Up Their Investment, Stock Closes Flat at $38.23 In the last minutes of trading today, a team of underwriters lead by fat cat brokerage house Morgan Stanley had to rush in to buy up shares of Facebook to keep their investment
Arts & Entertainment Divisadero Bar Would Like Bay To Breakers Revelers To Drink Their Beer, Use Their Bathroom Madrone, a respectable bar that we like on Divisadero, happens to be right on the path of this weekend's 101st Running of the Tools Bay to Breakers. Although it has been surprisingly empty
SF News Internet Luminaries Weigh In On Facebook IPO It's been a couple of hours since Mark Zuckerberg pulled the fire alarm rang in Facebook's fresh new stock from Menlo Park this morning. While the media is predictably crapping their pants over
SF News 47-Year-Old Pedestrian Struck And Killed At 13th And Folsom [Updated] Yesterday afternoon, in the treacherous no-man's-land beneath the freeway on 13th Street, a 45-year-old pedestrian was struck and killed by a large truck. The truck driver was making a right turn on to
SF News Friday Morning Constitutional: Blowing Up A Vintage Hand Grenade Mythbuster Adam Savage attends the Exploratorium's 35th Annual Awards Dinner, fails to send a cannonball sailing through anyone's home. [SFWire] Meanwhile, in Pacifica... Police detonate a vintage hand grenade. [Chron] Yahoo's new CEO
SF News Day Around The Bay: Possible Zodiac Killer Is Not So Alive The 92-year-old Solano man ID'ed by one former CHP officer as the Zodiac Killer, has actually been dead since February. Or maybe that's what he wants us to think. [SFist previously] [Chron] Orange
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Video: Gay Marriage Expertly Compared To Sushi Social psychologist and morality expert Jonathan Haidt recently gave a talk before the American Enterprise Institute during which he was asked by writer and gay rights activist Jonathan Rauch how attitudes towards same-sex
SF News Fourth Fake Muni Ad Asks: 'Been Down On A Marine Lately?' Spotting lewd, counterfeit ads Muni vehicles is San Francisco's new favorite pastime, apparently. The latest reported fake ad comes from Muni Diaries reader Lixy, who noticed some R-rated modifications to an official advertisement
