• Whoops, as it turns out, Muni was fudging those on-time stats they've been touting so much. They apparently have a different measurement for "one minute" than the rest of us, which should come as a surprise to no one who has ever ridden Muni. [Chron]

• As if you needed another reason to hate Bono, he is now the richest musician in the world. Thanks for nothing, Facebook. [NME]

• Speaking of which, Facebook is going to be even more annoying now. [Gizmodo]

• One more Facebook link, just for kicks. This handy website answers the burning question: "Has Mark Zuckerberg had panda sex yet?" [Twitter]

• Need some sober, kid-friendly entertainment this weekend? Avoid searing your retinas while staring at this weekend's solar eclipse. [SFAppeal]

• Doctor Robert Spitzer, the man behind the "gay cure" study, finally apologizes to the gays. [NYT]