SF News What's Going On Here, Marijuana Plant In Front of Walgreens? While we head over to Spear and Mission to check out the authenticity of this apparent marijuana plant, please read what a tipster sent to us: There's a giant marijuana plant that looks
SF News Jury Acquits Man in Snickers Theft, Air Fresher Assault, Urine Intimidation Case Tamara Barak Aparton, current Communications and Policy Assistant with the San Francisco Public Defender’s Office, writes the best crime press releases. Take, for example, the case of residential motel resident Willie Smith,
misc Video: Morgan Tepsic's Naked Stop-Motion Extravaganza (NSFW) Morgan Tepsic's Naked Stop-Motion Extravaganza! from Morgan Tepsic on Vimeo. Our words cannot do this film justice, so we'll allow you to read the email Morgain Tepsic just sent to SFIst. Ahem: My
misc Penguin Knocks Over Camera Well, this is downright adorable, these penguins walking down a hallway at the San Francisco Zoo. Warning: Excessive amounts of unbridled waddling. Brace yourself.
misc Guide On Not Becoming a "Fag Hag" Is there any relationship as gratifying and exhausting as the gay male-straight female friendship? But, according to a brilliant article in the satirical ChristWire ("The Fag Hag: How a Girl’s Misguided Friendship
misc S.F. Neighborhood Gang Sign Chart Troy Holden brings our attention to this gem, How 2 Rep Suckafree, a chart that allows you to throw up your 'hood sign, and thus bask in OG glory. While it lacks proper
misc Nob Hill Gazette's 'Best of Bay Area' Features Best Private Jet Company, Plastic Surgeon, More Following the release of SF Bay Guardian's Best of San Francisco guide, The Nob Hill Gazette ("An Attitude, not an Address") launched their own Best of the Bay Area guide as decided by
SF News Mildly Entertaining Shouting Erupts at Noe Valley Plaza Meeting "This will make news if we have to call cops to a meeting in Noe Valley," Supervisor Bevan Dufty told the cranky audience at last night's Noe Valley plaza meeting. Yes, people lost
SF News Scene From a Big Rig Truck Stuck on a Hill Last Wednesday, a big rig got stuck atop one of the city's famous hills. This time the incident occurred happened at 22nd and Church Streets. SFist reader April Dawn Storm sent in this
misc Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Delicate Gay Speaks Out Against Homosexuality Adam, a "straight" man who "was" gay, speaks out against homosexuality while lisping and wearing an ascot. Perfect. You can find more anti-God/anti-gay testimonials at Recycle Your Faith, a Christian-ish site featuring
misc It's Election Day! June 8, 2010! Well, boys and girls, whether you're sportin' your Sunday finest as you skip down to your friendly neighborhood polling place or just throwing on some skinny jeans to trek down there to the
SF News Breaking: C.W. Nevius Has Moved to San Francisco One of San Francisco's biggest critics is moving to San Francisco. That's right, the Chronicle's C.W. Nevius -- he of sit-lie love and sex club hate -- announced his residential return today.
SF News Inherit the Waste: SF Courtrooms Flooded With Raw Sewage If you're midway through your lunchtime Lean Cuisine, you might want to wait before reading the following. See, 850 Bryant stank to high heaven on Thursday, and not because of this most recent
SF News Worst First Pitch of All Time? Karen Peterson, a former schoolteacher in Woodside, threw the first pitch at Saturday's Giants game against the Houston Astros. And, according to SF Weekly's Joe Eskenazi, "she threw what may be the worst
SF News Oakland A.M. Fire Reveals Pot House A house fire was reported a little before 7 a.m. this morning at a house on the 3900 block of Angelo Avenue in Oakland. During the blaze, neighbors and firefighters learned that
SF News Angry Resident Spraypaints Open Letter to Neighbor On Alamo Square House Oh wow. An angry resident on Alamo Square spraypainted an open letter to a perturbed neighbor on the side of the former's house. Located on the northeast corner of Fulton and Scott near
SF News What San Francisco Neighborhoods Would Cartoons Live In? Hoodscope came up with this deliriously joyful bit: in which SF neighborhoods would cartoon characters live? Brilliant. Let's see, in the spicy meatball that is North Beach, they've got the Mario Brothers; in
SF News Social City By the Numbers Number of people pictured in today's "Miss Bigelow's Social City": 58 Minority count: 9 The help: 3 Who was celebrating what and where: A whopping $6 million was raised at the Poverty Has
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Humorless Food Network Buys Parody Domain Name The fine ladies at FoodNetworkHumor.com recently learned what folks in the Bay Area have known for eons: most foodies lack funny bones. Case in point, the Food Network, in anticipation of its
misc Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Very Mary-Kate Very Mary-Kate: Moving Day from Mary-Kate Olsen on Vimeo. We here at SFist make no secret about our respect and understanding for Mary-Kate Olsen, the tissue-thin billionairess cum fashion icon whose style, wit,
SF News Ellen Apologizes for iPhone Parody Talk show host and comedian Ellen DeGeneres just realized what many of us have known for years: Apple is pretentious and humorless. See, after making this amusing iPhone parody video for her daily
misc Why Aren't You Visiting Your Friends In Oakland? So. Your friends decided to buy property in Oakland. Great. And, you promised you'd visit often. In fact, you swore to it well over a year ago. But? You never made the 10
SF News More Necessary Neighborhood Abbreviations Revealed Local online types suffered violent fits of uncontrolled hysteria this week after SFGate proudly and justly declared SoCha a new boutique neighborhood south of Cesar Chavez.. (For those of you who patriotically refuse
SF News Tim Lincecum Bewitchingly Shills 'Wearable Blanket Night' at AT&T Park There are many reasons to adore Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum. A few examples: this frame-worthy photo; his two Cy Young Awards; and "The Freak," the affectionate nickname his teammates gave him. And now?
misc Photos: St. Stupid's Day Parade Yesterday, the 32nd annual St. Stupid's Day Parade bumbled and stumbled starting in Justin Herman Plaza, expertly spreading "annoyance to several financial institutions throughout the financial district Here are some photos from yesterday's
