The fine ladies at recently learned what folks in the Bay Area have known for eons: most foodies lack funny bones. Case in point, the Food Network, in anticipation of its new network, the Cooking Channel, bought the domain name Why? Well, according to FNH, it's a benign effort to get Jillian and Michelle Madison to stop poking fun at their new batch of chefs.

"You bought" Jillian Madison asks in a recent post. "You're so terrified of being parodied by two random girls on the internet that you went out of your way and spent money to acquire a domain name in a pathetic attempt to prevent it from happening?"