Following the release of SF Bay Guardian's Best of San Francisco guide, The Nob Hill Gazette ("An Attitude, not an Address") launched their own Best of the Bay Area guide as decided by their tony readership. A few of the winners:

Private Jet Company
Winner: XOJet

Response to the Economy
Winner: Walking at Crissy Field

Winner: Albert Tullis at the Huntington

Plastic Surgeon
Winner: Carolyn Chan

Sought-After Invitation
Winner: Getty Christmas Party

Obviously, as most of you know since we can hear you firing off angry emails to the NHG editorial staff, they got the 'Private Jet Company' winner completely wrong. Other than that, this list is the greatest thing you will read on the Internet today. Oh no, wait-- Eye On Blog's Beth Spotswood's take down of the list is.