SF News The Convicted Illegal Immigrant Song The issue of how the city handles illegal immigrants accused of crimes has become a hot potato lately when it was revealed that instead of doing what Federal law states -- handing them
SF News Carless Sunday to be Carless Market Street? Also, as you all know, driving down Market Street is kinda impossible, so why not? Lining up against the idea, natch, are merchants along Market Street who fear that the closure's will hurt
SF News Carless Sundays Not Complaintless Complaints to commence in 3...2...1.... The main people howling against the idea is the business community at Fisherman's Wharf who are concerned that they'd lose money because people would be unable
SF News The Crazy Crab Revolution Will Be Televised. Tonight Now who in the hell, you might be asking, is Crazy Crab? Back in the dark days of 1984, Giants management wanted to create a mascot of their very own but after doing
SF News I Love the First Half of the Giants Season The team has also given Giants fans' a few treats to go along with their not-as-bad-as-expected-ness. There is, for instance, the ascendance of Timmy Lincecum to Pitching God and SI Cover Boy. Then
SF News The Jesse Helms HIV/AIDS Bill? We don't think there are many people who would consider politicians as containing much in the way of a sense of humor or any sense of irony, but in an awesome move of
SF News Buh Bye Rich Harden, Hello Corey Maggette? We just found out the answer to the question of whether the A's were going to go for it and make a run at the playoffs or fold their tents for awhile-- they're
SF News Man Bites Dog-- Potholes to Be Fixed Potholes have became our big pet peeve lately-- you can’t get anywhere without being jostled in every which way. Every time we drive down Franklin we're afraid we're going to hit a
SF News Day Around the Bay -Gay marriage in California could mean cha-ching for the state [Examiner] -Why do kids in Redding hate America? [KPIX] -Think again next time you get a txt message from somebody [Examiner] -Metallica still
SF News It's Got to be the Morning After -A's 10 Tigers 2- The A's finished up a sweep of the bottom Tigers with yesterday's victory and, yes, go A's! but we have to admit to feeling a bit blue about the
SF News Pelosi Jumps Off the Fence Now that the race is over (we think) and a nominee has been officially named (we think), Nancy has finally made her move and made her first attempt at ending the damn thing.
misc Around the Sports Dial -Which is why there are a lot of rumors that the Niners are looking way south, a lot south, and are eyeing LA. -As are the Raiders -And what about Brisbane? Brisbane? -Barry
misc Who's On First? As a Giants fan, of course, we are expected to root for Emmanuel Burriss despite the fact we have no idea who Emmanuel Burriss is. But just because he wears the french vanilla,
misc Around the Sports Dial Sharks- A team many people thought would contend for the Cup is once again choking as they now fall 3-0 to the Dallas Stars. The Sharks just might be the Obama of hockey--
misc You Stay Classy, Muni Rider As disgusted as we were by the fact somebody left the remains of their microwaved 7 Eleven nachos on the guard rail of the 38 Geary, we have to admit to being somewhat
SF News Earthquake Shmerthquake But what precisely is the point of all of these stories? Other than buying an earthquake preparedness kit, what else is there we can do? If we, say, were 500 pounds, had a
SF News It's Got to be the Opening Day After -Dodgers 5 Giants 0: Opening Days are always hyped beyond what they should be as people have a tendency to look at the first game as some sort of harbinger. But while it’
misc It's Got to be the Morning After -The Bay Area will send two teams to the Big Dance starting with the Stanford Cardinal who are a #3 seed in the South and will play Cornell in the first round. Cornell?
SF News Around the Sports Dial Here's what we've missed in the world of Bay Area sports while trying to figure out who the Oceanic 6 are... -And now.the Rai-duhs. First they signed oft-injured and oft-whining Javon Walker
misc Cry of the Fishmonger: Putting It All Together Sunday afternoon they won their ninth straight game, and seventh straight on the road, against the Minnesota Wild (not, as you might guess from the uniforms, the Polar Elf Sniper Brigage). Marleau saved
SF News Money is What Muni Wants Due to budget problems, the Muni Powers That Be have decided on a possible solution, that being raising the Muni Fast Pass from $45 to $60 bucks. Suck on it, Muni riders. Muni's
misc It's Got to be the Morning After Warriors 110 Trail Blazers104 - Okay, let's rattle off some numbers now. The Warriors were 4-1 on their just finished homestand and have won seven out of their last nine games. Since Jan
misc Baron Davis Got a Brand New Pair of Roller Skates Once again proving that the Beard might just be the coolest person on the planet, Deadspin tips us off that Baron Davis has filmed a commercial for Reebok consisting of him riding around
SF News Matt Gonzalez for VP, Says Nader Whenever a presidential candidate announces his VP choice this early in the game, it's either to try to help him win a state, or to strengthen a weakness. Take, for example, Bill Clinton
SF News Muni to Roll With the Changes After months of studies, surveys, and community meetings, Gavin and Muni honchos finally unveiled new plans to solve everyone's issues with Muni. The proposed changes? Adding service to popular lines, decreasing service in
