What's that? You haven't picked up an actual newspaper since the early aughts? Neither have we. But luckily most everything in the free weeklies is online, and therefore no trees need be killed.

It's that time of year again. Time for SFWeekly's Best of the Bay Issue. It would take us all week to fully express our multitude of opinions on all the winners in each

The New York Times may be charging to read their web content now, but the Weeklies are still free, in print or online, because who'd actually pay money for that shiz? And even

We often use this introductory space to suggest alternative uses for the weekly papers you've collected from the box out in front of the liquor store every Wednesday: Maybe you're moving and you

Have all the nearby homeless come by your local newsbox and swiped all the copies of the free weeklies in order to make pillow-stuffing? No matter. Everything's online these days, and we've scanned

This week, SFWeekly is pushing Peter Jamison's "Go Fish" profile piece on Kirk Lombard, possibly San Francisco's most popular fisherman. Lombard, who was recently laid off from a post with the Fish and

We're going through the papers real quick-like this week, because we're just not feeling all that newsy and [insert requisite joke about ink-y print media here]. SF Weekly Matt Smith pens a thing

Alack, alas, the sun is shining. It's a lovely day for the park, at least for the funemployed. As most of them know, newsprint and sunblock don't mix, so calling up SFist's weekly

Changing the lining in those bird cages was likely a much higher priority today than actually reading the alt-weeklies, right kids? Thus, we've done you the favor of scanning through them for the

We know the important role the print weeklies play in creating that pulpy mush that gathers in gutters and clogs storm drains in wet weather like this, so we wanted to make sure

In case you had to use your copy of one of the print weeklies to shield yourself from pelting pellets of hail this morning, we've dutifully toured through all three to provide you

Assuming you don't have a fireplace (it's bad for the environment anyway!) and therefore aren't hurting for kindling, allow us to summarize for you this week's top stories from the alt-weeklies, and save

In these colder months, it may be tempting to leave the weeklies where they lie in their street corner bins so that the homeless might fashion blankets out of them. Should that be

Ho yeah, it's another Wednesday of sorting through the weeklies for your summary-loving pleasure. And we kick off with SF Weekly, whose cover story by Peter Jamison this week touches back on the

It's Wednesday. You know what that means. San Francisco Bay Guardian Today, we open up first to the Guardian, and their cover story about state efforts to improve water quality in Sacramento River