SF Restaurants, Food & Drink San Jose Has Nudie Coffee Shops Angry housewives have come unglued in the South Bay as San Jose continues to allow nearly-nude coffee shops to operate in full glory. Shameless! One particular coffee joint, Café Quyen, boasts "scantily clad
SF News Confirmed: San Francisco Both Dirty and Slutty Well, would you look at this... a pair of lists drop this week which rank San Francisco as both one of the dirtiest cities in the nation (dirty as in filthy and full
SF News Russell Crowe Goes On Twitter Rant Against Circumcision Noted hothead actor Russell Crowe came out against circumcision via Twitter on Thursday. It all started, according to the Daily Mail, with a question from a pregnant follower, who asked the actor if
SF News SF Chronicle Front Page Evokes Mild Bestiality As Mission Mission already pointed out, The Chronicle's front page photo today seems -- how can we put this bluntly? -- sexually charged. To say the least. While the shot without the canine
Arts & Entertainment Behold a San Francisco 'Tearoom' Customer Survey Michael Petrelis brings word of a Tenderloin tearoom we never knew existed. (A tearoom, for those not in the know, is a bastion of public gay male sex. Hubba hubba.) Petrelis writes: "The
SF News Mayoral Race Update: Herrera Funding Questioned, Dufty's Top Promise Answered For your wonky pleasure, we have some highs and lows today regarding two mayoral candidates. First, according to Chris Roberts at SF Appeal, City Attorney Dennis Herrera could be in tepid water for
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Glen Park Parents Warn About Pornographic Cake Shop If you're not on a worried parent Yahoo group, you're missing out. And how. Take, for example, this most recent exchange on the Glen Park Parents after one parent asked where he could
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink London Shop Serves Breast Milk Ice Cream And now for some gastronomic news outside San Francisco and across the pond. A London ice cream shop that posted an ad asking new mothers for their body's milk, London's Covent Garden, a
misc Afternoon Palate Cleanser: The Chinese Guide to the Bedroom Arts Are we still celebrating Chinese New Year? This little piece of VHS joy comes to us from Everything Is Terrible, who obviously took a few liberties with the editing. We ask you, will
misc Lady Porn Day and National Margarita Day Suspiciously On Same Date Today, Feb. 22, is National Margarita Day. We wish you all an evening filled with salt-rimmed pleasures! What's more, according to Good Vibrations, today is also Lady Porn Day. We wish you all
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink David Bazirgan, San Francisco's "Hottest" Chef Eater held its annual sexy chef survey. And the San Francisco winner is... David Bazirgan, chef at Fifth Floor. Eater notes: " 'The Baz"'has done it again. After grappling through heat after heat
SF News Oakland 2nd Graders Allegedly Had Oral Sex In Class In a story that's sure to jolt you awake this morning, the Oakland Tribune reveals: "A second-grade teacher has been placed on administrative leave amid an investigation into a report that two of
SF News Calif. Women's Group Files Complaints Against Hooters for Sexual Entertainment of Minors California NOW (National Organization of Women) plans to file complaints today against local Hooters venues for violations of state and local laws covering sexual entertainment and minor children." For those of you not
SF News Fans Willing to Perform Tawdry Acts for Giants Tix We're a little late getting around to this, but the twentysomethings over at Mission Mission were not. See, on a now prostitution-free Craigslist, someone was a tad desperate for Thursday playoff tickets. He
SF News Women's Safety: Wheretheladies.at Shows Men Where 'Ladies' Are At by Andrew Dalton Those of you that like to bemoan San Francisco's notoriously lacking female population might be interested in the mostly self-explanatory services provided by Wheretheladies.at, a new mobile site designed
misc Folsom Street Fair 2010 Photos (NSFW) Folsom Street Fair brought out the sun and sleaze in grand form this year. Fleshy bits and pieces were out in full force at yesterday's annual ode leather and sexual fetish in SoMa.
SF News Two Bay Area College Students Make <em>Playboy</em> Cameos As if getting into the country's top schools didn't make their parents proud enough, UC Berkeley's Ophelia Shallot (the best name ever) and Stanford's Kristen Elizabeth Gura are set to appear (nude!) in
SF News Craigslist Removes "Censored" Protest Bar Last week, after Attorneys General in 17 states sparked the removal of Craigslist "Adult Services" section, Newmark and company decided to slap a brilliant "censored" protest icon on the site. Today, however, as
SF News San Bruno Jail Installs 16 Condom Machines If Oz taught us anything, it's that prisoners will have sex. That said, in an effort to curb sexually transmitted diseases, the San Francisco County Jail's San Bruno clink installed 16 condom machines
SF News Craigslist Shuts Down 'Adult Services' Section After Attorneys General in 17 states nutted over Craigslist's adult services section -- where one could hire sex workers to quench a bevy of desires -- the San Francisco company finally shut it
misc Get Off Grindr, And Get Into Your Nearest Sex Club Scheduling male-on-male sex dates using Craigslist, Grindr, or any number of social media outlets devoted to penetration, some might argue, is a tad impersonal. Downright rude sometimes. Instead, why not visit one of
SF News 18-Year-Old Richmond Woman Arrested for Pimping Teen Runaway Tia Trashae Powell, 18, was arrested Saturday on suspicion of pimping out a 14-year-old runaway girl. An officer, according to BCN (via KTVU), saw that "Powell and the girl had been exchanging text
misc Dore Alley/Up Your Alley Fair 2010 Photos On Sunday, SoMa's Dore Alley turned up the heat for their annual sex fetish festival, the Up Your Alley Fair. Described as a smaller Folsom Street Fair, but for adults (let's face it,
SF News Prostitutes Protest 'Sit-Lie' at Noon The US PROStitutes Collective, a local group "campaigning for the abolition of the prostitution laws which criminalize sex workers, organized a "stand-in protest at noon today at Polk and Sutter. Why? Well, SF
SF News Do These Miss USA Pics Offend You? Major news networks are aghast that the official Miss USA promotional photos, which show the dainty ladies posing in various positions in lingerie, have "gone too far." During The Today Show on Tuesday,
