We're a little late getting around to this, but the twentysomethings over at Mission Mission were not. See, on a now prostitution-free Craigslist, someone was a tad desperate for Thursday playoff tickets. He was even will to go as far as to perform cunninglingus to snatch them up, so to speak. Brace:

Will eat pussy and fuck for Giants tickets! - m4w - 35 (mission district)

If you dont have tickets though, we could still work something out - as long as we do it between innings at my place :)

Email me if this caught your attention! Will gladly trade photos!

We're not sure where the reward for the ladies comes into play, but there you have it.

Update: Fame-starved sandwich shop owner Ike will name a sandwich after you in exchange for World Series tickets. [789431752894 blog posts about it TK]