Arts & Entertainment WARNING: SantaCon Is Saturday, Though It Will Definitely Get Rained On If you want to mark yourself “Safe From SantaCon,” you’ll want to avoid the bars on Saturday, and once again, some hucksters are out pushing $30 tickets to this event that is actually free and completely unorganized.
SF News It Could Now Cost $100 If You Puke In A Cab Some San Francisco cabbies are now invoking a little-known article of the SF Municipal Transportation Code that allows them to charge a $100 vomit clean-up fee should one of their late-night drunken passengers
Arts & Entertainment Red Alert: SantaCon is Coming to Town Tomorrow 'Tis the season for SF's annual convention of drunk Santa imposters and scantily-clad elves. So whether you're suiting up as The Fat Man or simply wishing for a Christmas miracle that keeps intoxicated
SF News Drunk Livermore Man Severs Foot in DUI-Related Accident A rather inebriated man, who was apparently trying to park his car at or remove his car from a storage facility in Livermore last Wednesday, accidentally severed his left foot at the ankle
Arts & Entertainment 'Chron' Outdoors Columnist Calls for Generational War Tom Stienstra, the longtime Outdoors columnist for the Chronicle, got a bit "get-off-my-lawn" in this morning's column about the Rafters Gone Wild event on the American River in Sacramento. He laments the fact
Arts & Entertainment Video: Intoxicated Women Struggle To Sit/Stand For 15 Grueling Minutes Meet Lisa. Her friends really want her to sit down, but also to stand up. This marvelous video was captured by SFist friend Jack Shamama in the hours just following Saturday's Dyke March
Arts & Entertainment Video: Drunks Peeing In The Panhandle After Bay To Breakers After revisiting Bay to Breakers of yore in Alamo Square, KRON 4's pitch-perfect newsman Stanley Roberts returned to the race course this weekend to do what he does best: catch People Behaving Badly
Arts & Entertainment Everyone Hates Party Buses Drunken hordes descend on North Beach every weekend, but they're not all recently graduated frat boys and brogrammers from the Marina tripping their way down Broadway from Polk Street. A lot of them
SF News Who Does S.F. Hate More: Marina Louboutin Skullcrusher vs. Castro Pedestrian Killer Thanks to the miracle of the internet and social networking, the deplorable drunk who allegedly cracked a man's skull with her Louboutins last weekend is now being investigated by the police. Likewise, Chris
SF News Drunk Dude Walks Into Wrong House, Gets Shot A guy who (likely) thought he was walking into a friend's house at 4:20 a.m. Sunday in Foster City was shot multiple times by a guest in the home who thought
SF News A Dozen or So Drunk People Arrested After Outside Lands Last Night Folks got a little drunk and disorderly as they streamed out of Golden Gate Park last night after the Arcade Fire and Deadmau5 sets. The SFPD reports they arrested about twelve people after
SF News A Handful of People Have Received Sit-Lie Citations Thus Far We're sure many of you have been idly wondering what's been going on up in the Upper Haight with regard to the Sit/Lie ordinance. And perhaps those of you who don't live
Arts & Entertainment Behold: Your San Francisco Giants Home Opener Bingo Card The Giants finally return to AT&T park for the home opener today, so to get everyone in the mood for baseball in South Beach: here's our San Francisco Giants Bingo card.
SF News Machete-Wielding Old Man Shot, Killed By SFPD A 65-year-old man was shot and killed Saturday night on Maynard Street in the Ingleside district, after he approached officers with a machete and failed to respond to their verbal commands. The man's
SF News Just Getting Belligerently Drunk On a Plane Means You're a Terrorist Now A flight into SFO was diverted to Colorado Springs on Saturday because a guy got drunk and ornery at the back of the plane and was demanding more booze. Apparently, this situation was
SF News Dead MINI Cooper Driving Teen Had Previous DUI Here at right is the dumb, now dead kid who is responsible for the vehicular manslaughter of that family of four on their way home from a Thanksgiving vacation on Saturday. It turns
SF News BART Cop Smashes Drunk Dude's Head Through Glass Somebody caught this arrest on video Saturday night: a very obnoxious drunk guy starts screaming and generally making a nuisance of himself -- all while brown-bagging it -- as the train is stopped
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink <em>Playboy</em> Names Orphan Andy's in Castro One of Nation's Best Late-Night Diners As many San Franciscans know, getting food after midnight in this town is no easy feat. We still have our share of late-night diners though, like the Grub Steak, Sparky's, Lori's and Mel's.
