Arts & Entertainment Hey, you! Clown! Troubles at home? Out of work? Feel like people just can't pick up what you're laying down when you smash them in their gaping maws with delicious cream pies before waddling away in
misc It's Election Day! June 8, 2010! Well, boys and girls, whether you're sportin' your Sunday finest as you skip down to your friendly neighborhood polling place or just throwing on some skinny jeans to trek down there to the
Arts & Entertainment SFist Reviews: <em>Giant Bones</em> It was pointed out to us that the seating at Exit Theater down in the Tenderloin is reminiscent of one of those Medieval Times restaurants, where suburban crowds are treated to Applebee’s
misc Portland and Seattle = The New SF Suburbs? Picture this: You've hit like thirty and you've reached that point in your boring, staid bourgeois existence when it's time to settle down, poop out the 2.5, and buy the home of
SF News Marijuana Legalization Initiative May Qualify for Ballot Today The LA Times is reporting that the "legalize pot" initiative unleashed by local pot baron, Richard Lee (proud owner and operator of nearby correspondence school, Oaksterdam University), may qualify for the ballot today.
SF News Willie Brown, Jr. Boulevard Back on the Table We received a disturbing message in our Facebook inbox this morning pointing to a letter the city sent out to property owners up and down the Third Street corridor on Wednesday seeking their
SF News Orly Taitz for Secretary of State? Well, she's been threatening it for weeks, but now apparently it's official - Orly Taitz has decided to run for the Republican Party's nomination for California's Secretary of State. Goddess help us. Who
misc Visiting Hippie Author Attacked by Local Hippies at Hippie Convention Humboldt County hippie and author, Lierre Keith, was spattered with delicious cream pies Saturday afternoon as she was speaking at the 15th Annual Bay Area Anarchist Book Fair down at the Cow Palace
Arts & Entertainment Girldrive What do young women care about? What are their hopes, worries, and ambitions? Have they heard of feminism, and do they relate to it? In October 2007, journalist Nona Willis Aronowitz and photographer
SF News The Oakland 49ers? Last Friday, the Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum Authority approved $125,000 to conduct a "feasibility study" into the possibility of building a new football stadium that could host both the Raiders and the 49ers.
SF News Contra Costa County Supervisors to Vote on Name Change For Mt. Diablo Today The Contra Costa County Board of Supervisors is preparing to vote on a proposed name change for Mt. Diablo today. The new name if they give a thumbs-up? Mt. Reagan. Huh. This latest
SF News Cal Starts Quidditch League, Dorkiness Ensues Last Thursday, the fledgling UC Berkeley Quidditch League held its first try outs for a new quidditch team at Cal. For those who have either spent the last decade in a vegetative state
misc Perverts or Children, San Francisco! It's Your Choice! You Decide! “Word up” to local advice columnist, Chuck Nevius, for turning us on to the latest unsavory scandal to erupt like wildfire through the normally buttoned-down Tenderloin District. It would appear that Mike Powers,
misc City College Team Wins Admiration at Genetic Engineering Competition This Sunday's New York Times Magazine features an interesting piece about a collegiate level synthetic biology competition sponsored by MIT - the International Genetically Engineered Machine Competition or iGEM - and our very
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Urban Farmers Invade Hayes Valley Have you ever noticed that chunk of ivy covered, ruined Central Freeway at the corner of Fell and Laguna? Well it's about to become something a whole lot more interesting than just a
misc Translink Card - The Review Reports have it that Muni plans on replacing our beloved paper FastPasses with the TransLink Card sometime later this year. Unless you're some kind of shut in, you have already seen the green
SF News Chamber of Commerce Wants to Save You From Democracy What is it with the people in this city and their obsessive need to tinker with things that aren't broken as a way of drawing attention away from things that actually are? It's
SF News California to Receive $2.25 Billion for High Speed Rail The Federal Railroad Administration announced last night that California will be receiving $2.25 billion in stimulus dollars for use in constructing the high speed rail system. Huzzah! While this is only about
misc Make Gavin Feel Your Muni Style Pain OK, this is at least ten kinds of keen. Mr. Greg Dewar over there at The N-Judah Chronicles has lead us to this amazing new site that gives users the much desired option
Arts & Entertainment Local Singer Jacqui Naylor to Perform Benefit Concert for San Francisco Domestic Violence Consortium It should be no surprise that with the stress of tough economic times, incidents of domestic violence tend to spike. Unfortunately, funding for domestic violence support services also tends to dry up about
SF News Newsom to Save Citizenry From Brain Tumors It looks like local visionary and also ran former gubernatorial candidate, Gavin Newsom, has found himself a new cause - protecting you, clueless citizenry, from the heartbreak of cell phone-induced radiation sickness. The
misc California High Speed Rail Advocates Fight Back You know, it's refreshing to see that in a world where too often public policy is driven by the deranged mewling of self-absorbed NIMBYs and Ayn Rand-worshipping crazies there are still some folks
SF News Meg Whitman Dumps $20 Million More Into Her Quest for the Governor's Office Blowhard bully mama and bad citizen Meg Whitman announced today that she's dumping 20 million more of her hard earned American dollars into her run for Governor of the Great State of California.
SF News Gavin Newsom Gives Up The Political Ghost, Admonishes Obama's Stance On Gay Marriage This morning's New York Times features an interesting column by Arianna Huffington doppelganger and known incoherent writer, Maureen Dowd, discussing our guy, Gavin's political future. Of note: "This is it. God bless. It
misc Netflix Mashups Reveal Lack Of Good Taste In South Bay Last week, The New York Times published a series of interesting mashups showing Netflix rental patterns among different neighborhoods in 12 different cities across this diverse land of ours. Among those cities is