Arts & Entertainment The Beanstalk: Tied For Last, Moving Forward (By e.Chang) The Week That Was: Won 1, lost 2 against the Rockies Won 2, lost 1 against the Diamondbacks Lost 1 against the Padres. 61-76 for the season; tied for last
Arts & Entertainment And Now, Hunter Pence And Pablo Sandoval Ballroom Dancing Forever Sometimes there are a lot of things to be sad about around here: the Giants' season has come undone, the Lusty Lady is closing, Yosemite is on fire, we still can't afford dinner
SF News Teen Baseball Fan Also Assaulted During Brutal Giants Beating A 16-year-old baseball fan was assaulted in the stands Wednesday afternoon at AT&T Park. The boy caught a home run ball hit by Boston's Stephen Drew when a man tackled the
Arts & Entertainment Video: Clearly Embarrassed Ball Girl Interrupts Play To Catch Foul Ball Your browser does not support iframes. A soaring baseball has hypnotic properties. Just ask the ball girl at last night's game at AT&T Park, who temporarily forgot that a pop-up is
Arts & Entertainment The Beanstalk: Haterball Begins Today (By e.Chang) The Week That Was: Won 1, lost 2 against the Nationals Won 2, lost 1 against the Marlins 55-68 for the season; last place in the NL West, 17 games
Arts & Entertainment The Beanstalk: Dave Dravecky, Our Patron Saint The Week That Was: Won 2, lost 2 against the Brewers. Won 1, lost 2 against the Orioles. 52-65 for the season; 5th Place in the NL West, 15 games back. The Week
SF News Giants Apologize To Adam Jones For Banana-Throwing Incident; Banana Tosser Comes Clean [Update] In light of Sunday's news that a Giants fan allegedly threw a banana at Orioles' center fielder Adam Jones, who is black, the franchise made a formal apology to both the player and
SF News Giants Fan Allegedly Throws Banana At Black Orioles Player [Update] Baltimore center fielder Adam Jones, who is African-American, took to Twitter Sunday night to thank the "slapdick" who reportedly threw a banana at him while playing at AT&T Park. I want
Arts & Entertainment The Beanstalk: Stop Whining, Giants Fans. (By e.Chang) The Week That Was: Won 2, lost 1 against the Phillies. Won 1, lost 2 against the Rays. 49-61 for the season; last place in the NL West (12 games
Arts & Entertainment Tim Lincecum To Replace Brian Wilson In Your Lawn Gnome Bullpen Now that Brian Wilson sports American flag mantanks and plays for Dodger Blue (alas), it's time to replace his diminutive likeness in your lineup of San Francisco Giants promotional items. Enter the Tim
SF News Brian Wilson: 'F**king Excited' To Be A Dodger Unfortunately your browser does not support IFrames. Lost soul Brian Wilson, who signed a $1 million/1-year deal to play for Los Angeles earlier this week, spoke to paparazzi on Wednesday to express
SF News Brian Wilson Will Play For Rival Dodgers We're getting word from the Mercury News that Brian Wilson will play for the Los Angeles Dodgers. The noted closer, who took center stage when the Giants won the World Series in 2010,
Arts & Entertainment President Obama Finally Addresses Alleged Torture (Of S.F. Giants Fans) Fans of the San Francisco Giants love to talk about their frustrating relationship with our home team as "torture." It would be cliché if only it weren't true. But you know who hasn't
SF News The Beanstalk: Last. Place. (By e.Chang) The Week That Was: Won 1, lost 3 against the Reds. Won 0, lost 3 against the Cubs. 46-58 for the season; last place in the NL West. The Week
Arts & Entertainment The Beanstalk: The Halfway Point (By e.Chang) The Week That Was: Won 2, lost 1 against the Diamondbacks. 45-52 for the season; 4th place in the NL West, 5.5 games out. The Week That Will Be:
SF News Gull-Hunting Falcon Apparently Not A Good Solution To AT&T Park Seagull Problem The ravenous seagulls that swarm the outfield bleachers looking for scraps of hot dog buns and tainting their breath with leftover garlic fries are such a fixture at AT&T Park that
Arts & Entertainment Padres Save Face, Beat Giants 10 to 1 In Ongoing Sad Season The Padres may be in last place in the National League West, but the Giants were there just a week ago and only have one more win than they do, putting them in
Arts & Entertainment The Beanstalk: Lincecum's No-Hitter Soothes Terrible Season (By e.Chang) The Week That Was: Won 0, lost 3 against the Mets Won 3, lost 1 against the Padres 47-51 for the season; 4th place in the NL West. The Week
Arts & Entertainment History Made: Tim Lincecum Throws First No-Hitter Although the two-time Cy Young Award winner struggled this season, Tim Lincecum threw his first career no-hitter in San Diego tonight. Striking out 13 in a 9-0 win over the Padres, Lincecum stands
Arts & Entertainment The Scutaro RainGlobe Makes Us Kinda Sad It should have been a great idea. It is a great idea. Take that unforgettable moment last year when the heavens opened and Giants second baseman Marco Scutaro spread his arms wide in
SF News Giants Sink Lower: Chad Gaudin Groped Woman On A Gurney In Vegas How much lower can our beloved San Francisco Giants sink? Much lower, it seems. In addition to a tailspin of a season, Giants pitcher Chad Gaudin (a ginger!) was charged with lewdness after
SF News The Beanstalk: Do You Still Believe In October? (By e.Chang) The Week That Was: Won 0, lost 3 against the Reds. One game postponed. Won 1, lost 2 against the Dodgers. 40-47 for the season, 4th place in the NL
Arts & Entertainment Photos: Diehard Giants Couple Weds Outside AT&T Park Before today's Giants-Dodgers game, this cool couple stood before the eyes of God (and Willie Mays) to wed outside AT&T Park today. The bride wore a lovely gown and carried a
SF News The Beanstalk: Fourth Place? Fourth Place (By e.Chang) The Week That Was: Won 0, lost 3 against the Dodgers. Won 1, lost 2 against the Rockies. The Week That Will Be: Mon: Cincinnati against the Reds Tue: Cincinnati
