SF News Dolores Park Vandalism Gives Nevius New Reason To Call For More Cops Busting Drinkers In Dolores Park You should have seen this coming, especially if you're familiar with the oeuvre of Chronicle columnist C.W. Nevius. The case of the late-night vandals who tore up some turf doing donuts in
SF News Dolores Vandals Cause 100K In Damage At Park Renovation Site Almost anything goes at Dolores Park, whose northern half has been closed since last March for $20 million in renovations. But this time, literal lines were crossed. Nighttime ne'er-do-wells breached fences and ignored
Arts & Entertainment Video: Dolores Parkgoers' New Year's Resolutions... For Their Friends Writer Caleb Garling and videographers Brett Garling and Lara Loveman spent a day in the park quizzing the lounging crowd about New Year's resolutions. What were theirs in in 2014? Had they stuck
SF News New York Writer Moves To S.F., Proceeds To Shame Us All For Not Being Grown Up Enough Oh, this is rich. Some writer who just moved here from Brooklyn, while admitting he left behind at least a few "sneaker-shod Peter Pans" back there, decided to take to the pages of
SF News Mark Zuckerberg's San Francisco Neighbors Have Just About Had It With Him Underdressed-dressed billionaires Mark Zuckerberg and his wife, Dr. Priscilla Chan, have spent the past 17 months renovating their 1920's Dolores Heights (what?) home and show no signs of stopping. The Chronicle's Matier &
SF News Dolores Park Construction Gets A Four-Month Delay Completion of the first phase of the Dolores Park renovation project, the northern (hipster) half, has been delayed by about four months, as Dolores Park Works reports. This means that all hope is
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink SFPD Back Busting People For Booze In Dolores Park Today We've heard tell of recent occasional pass-throughs by Mission police busting people with open containers of beer and wine, and of course this useless harassment of tipsy sunbathers goes back several years. But
SF News New Dolores Park Restroom To Rise From The Ground Next Week This is just a quick update on the ongoing construction happening in the northern half of Dolores Park, but next week is when the concrete trucks arrive! As Dolores Park Works reports, Cara
Arts & Entertainment Your 2014 Film Night In The Park Schedule With Drink Pairings It's that time of year again, when summer hits San Francisco and the Neighborhood Theater Foundation sets up their outdoor projection screens for the entertainment and delight of picnicking, outdoor tippling film buffs
Arts & Entertainment Meanwhile, In Dolores Park... Oh, you knew this was coming. Today's weather proved too much for some folks. So much so they took the day off and hit the park. To do what, you ask? To do
Arts & Entertainment Reminder: Hunky Jesus Pageant Moved To Golden Gate Park As a public service announcement, SFist would like to remind you, the semi-blasphemous drag fan, that recent construction in Dolores Park has moved this year's Hunky Jesus pageant to a temporary home in
Arts & Entertainment Meanwhile, In Dolores Park... Mr. Allan Hough of Mission Mission brings your attention to the current state of Dolores Park. Chilling. Fret not as this is just the lower half of the park. The upper section (featuring
Arts & Entertainment Realtor Responds To 'The Quad,' San Francisco's Newest Fake Neighborhood It's been over a week since SFist (and Curbed) brought the Quad to your attention. The Quad, god save us all, was the brainchild of Paragon realtor Jennifer Rosdail, and it's not a
SF News Hipster Half Of Dolores Park Closes In T-Minus 10 Days Hear ye, hear ye: There's only one more weekend left of a fully open and operational Dolores Park, with the northern half of the park (Hipster Hill, Fixie Flats, tennis courts) closing for
Arts & Entertainment Sisters Of Perpetual Indulgence Hosting Dog Blessing In Dolores Park On Sunday On Sunday, in Dolores Park (during the Super Bowl) there will be a first ever Blessing of the Bay Area's Dogs. Dog owners are encouraged to bring their pooches to the park where
Arts & Entertainment Top 10 Ways To Get Out Of Work Today Look, it's too late to call in sick. You're already at your desk. Hindsight is 20/20, and you fucked up. But the weather today will be record-breaking. It's park weather. It's warm
Arts & Entertainment Meanwhile, On Dolores: Insane New Home Redefines 'Median Rent' In Noe Valley, where home prices are soaring, some merry pranksters are taking the term "Median Rent" literally with this cozy-looking statement that popped up in the middle of Dolores Street. Frankly, we're
SF News Hipster End Of Dolores Park To Close For First Six Months Of 2014 Remember how this is happening? Yeah. The long-debated, long-awaited renovation of Dolores Park is actually, finally taking place starting in January, and it's going to begin with the closure of the entire northern
SF News [Updated] Slumber Party In Dolores Park Monday Night! (Psst, It's Actually A Protest.) Wash your Smurfs sleeping bag and brush up on your "light as a feather, stiff as a board" skills, folks. On Monday night, a slumber party will happen in Dolores Park. OK, it's
Arts & Entertainment Stanley Roberts Discovers There Are No Rules In Dolores Park "Behaving Badly" is sort of relative, when we're talking about the atmosphere at Dolores Park, but it is still baffling that newsman-about-town Stanley Roberts hasn't already found more people skirting the law in
SF News Two Women Reportedly Roofied In Dolores Park [Update] Folks out enjoying the anything-goes and often hazy vibe at Dolores Park should be extra vigilant about the various vendors, sales people and fellow park users. A recent report claims two women tested
Arts & Entertainment Photos: Topless Day Was A Flop In San Francisco [NSFW] On Sunday, August 25th, San Francisco's edition of National Go Topless Day arrived on a sunny and humid day in Dolores Park. The event was billed as an opportunity for men to cover
Arts & Entertainment National Go Topless Day Disrobes This Sunday In Dolores Park This Sunday, August 25th local breasts will break free of their lacy shackles and fight back against an unjust patriarchy that denies everyone an equal right to public nipple exposure. It is National
SF News Supervisor Wants City Parks To Have Regular Closing Hours During today's Board of Supervisors meeting, Supervisor Scott Wiener will propose setting regular hours for the city's 220 parks from 5 a.m. to midnight. According to the SFGate, "He says that every
Arts & Entertainment Is This The Most San Francisco Photo Ever Taken? Google Glass? Check. Blue Bottle? Check. Dolores Park? Check. Bicycle? Check. People in unicorn costumes? Check. Complete scarcity of children. Yep. It just might win. [Imgur]
