SF News Sunday Morning Coming Down: Cohen For Treasurer? Before you go for your fancy Valentine's Day dinner, better check to see if the severely understaffed Health Department's inspection unit has managed to check your restaurant of choice out lately. [SFist] The
SF News Woman Dies After Jumping From Concourse To Platform At Civic Center BART A woman has died, BART officials confirmed Sunday morning, after attempting to jump between the concourse and platform levels of Civic Center Station late Saturday night. According to BART spokesperson Taylor Huckabee, the
SF News Someone's Blowing A Dart Gun At Golden Gate Bridge Pedestrians At least two people who were walking on the Golden Gate Bridge were struck by darts Friday, projectiles police say were sent from — I'm not kidding — a blow gun. According to KRON4, a
SF News Saturday Morning Special: Preparing For The Clipper Card's Demise Rain allowed me to review Deadpool for her weekly movies post, and I'm here to tell you that if any of your brain is teenaged boyish (much of mine is), you'll have a
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Sorry, Kids, Guacamole Isn't Really 'Testicle Sauce' You know those oft-repeated "facts" like "drink eight glasses of water a day" or "you lose most of your heat through your head"? Stuff that you hear people say all the time and
SF News [Updated] Man Attacked By Vicious Dog Near Golden Gate Park Polo Fields Please scroll to the bottom for an update from the daughter of the victim Rumors of a man violently attacked by a dog in Golden Gate Park have roiled social-media-using San Francisco dog
Arts & Entertainment You Can Watch The 2016 Mavericks Surf Competition Online As you know, the Mavericks surf competition is going on right freakin' now. Even if you didn't have to work, it would be hard to watch it in person, as your only option
SF News Friday Morning Constitutional: Visa Buys Chunk Of Square Jay claims I was "partly" kidding when I said that I am determined to get a thumb monkey. He is wrong, no part of me is kidding. It's happening, y'all. [SFist] The NTSB
SF News Breed Staffer Quashes Rumors That Kezar Pavilion Will Become Another Homeless Navigation Center In sharp contrast to the thus-far pricey yet lackluster accommodations for the undomiciled at Pier 80, the Mission's Homeless Navigation Center has been widely hailed as a success (so much so that folks
Arts & Entertainment Photo Du Jour: The Strikingly NSFW Year Of The Monkey San Francisco-based designer Lehu Zhang attracted the Huffington Post's shocked attention yesterday afternoon with the above poster, devoted to the Chinese Zodiac sign for this year. "It looks like a penis penetrating where
SF News Sex Offender Clinic Backs Down, Won't Open In Duboce Triangle After All Following Monday's angry community meeting over a proposed clinic for sex offenders near Duboce Park, the clinic's owners have announced that they won't be opening in the area, after all. At this point,
SF News Thursday Morning Roundup: CHP Officer Saves Distraught Woman On Bay Bridge SFist pal and contrib Laura Beck's dad disappeared near Oakland's 12 Street/City Center BART Station on Tuesday. Please be on the lookout for him. [SFist] Even more Pacifica cliffs are crumbling into
SF News Cops Crowd SF Courtroom As Alleged CHP Stabber Pleads Not Guilty Citing possible suspect identification issues, San Francisco's Public Defender Jeff Adachi assisted the man accused of stabbing a California Highway Patrol officer register a plea of not guilty Tuesday, as a crowd of
SF News SFPD Holds Hours-Long Mission Standoff With Suspect Who Wasn't There Mission District residents might have been alarmed by a massive San Francisco Police Department response to an area public housing development Tuesday evening, and wondered what exactly went down. The answer, after hours
SF News Wednesday Morning Link Dump: Google Smacks Flash Down Furry suit lost and touchingly found. [SFist] Twitter can't figure out how to manage abusive users, so the solution is obviously for the company to create a "council" devoted to the issue. Obviously.
SF News SF District Attorney Declines To Charge Man Arrested In Local DJ's Stabbing Death The man police suspect in the stabbing death of a popular local DJ has walked out of jail, after the San Francisco District Attorney's Office said that they didn't have enough evidence to
SF News Mayor Ed Lee Reportedly Describes SFPD Shooting Of Mario Woods As 'Horrifying' 'Firing Squad' According to an interview in a local print newspaper, Mayor Ed Lee has gone from terming the video of Mario Woods' shooting by five officers with the San Francisco Police Department as "upsetting"
SF News All Three Alleged Doughnut-Doers Killed In Fiery SoMa Crash Were Visiting SF From The East Bay Three men who were allegedly doing doughnuts in SoMa before fleeing from police, crashing, and dying Saturday evening have been identified — and a family member of one of the victims says the cops
SF News Tuesday Morning Roundup: Twitter's Shocking Value Drop Do you guys remember young-adult novelist John Bellairs? This feels like one of his stories. [SFist] Those puppies you cooed over at the Puppy Bowl Cafe are now available for adoption. [KRON4] AOL
SF News Will $10,000 Bounty Help Police Find The West Oakland BART Train Shooter? Nearly a month after a man was shot and killed while riding BART, it appears the police are no nearer to finding his killer. Will a cash reward help develop a lead to
Arts & Entertainment Photo Du Jour: Alamo Square Sign's [sic] #Yogabut FYI @SF322Security sign in Alamo Square hacked pic.twitter.com/1etgMBtk5N— Charlene Li (@charleneli) February 8, 2016 I'm going to assume that whoever hacked this Alamo Square area traffic sign was trying to
Arts & Entertainment The Further San Francisco Adventures Of Justin Bieber: Duck Duck Goose Edition A photo posted by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Feb 7, 2016 at 3:42pm PST Award-winning musician Justin Bieber was in San Francisco this weekend, but it wasn't to attend the Super Bowl,
SF News Monday Morning Roundup: Trapped Puppy Saved From Drain Your weekend ICYMI: Bieber allegedly rude to SF barista, Twitter chief disputes timeline change rumors, if you haven't already heard Beyoncé's new song ijdk, alleged doughnut-doers die in SoMa crash, $40K in Super
SF News In Oddly Boring Upset, Broncos Beat Presumed Super Bowl 50 Favorite Carolina Panthers 24-10 As recently as ten hours ago, the Carolina Panthers were favored to easily win Super Bowl 50. But that's not what happened! Instead, the Denver Broncos handily took the win, 24-10. Sorry, Daisy!
Arts & Entertainment 'We Could Give A F**k, We Are Rich,' Say Late-Arriving Super Bowl 50 Fans Paid $14K for #SB50 tickets, arrived late: “We could give a f—. We are rich.” @SamWhitingSF https://t.co/GGzjdDsKxo pic.twitter.com/WoQLwpcfya— Trapper Byrne (@trapperbyrne) February 8, 2016 Meet Dr. Juergen
