misc Steve Young: Still Elusive! People of Charlotte, we say to you: do not be unkind to Steve Young. As you can see, he is elusive after years of retirement (and those semi-adorable truck ads that your Mom
SF News American Football Spectacular: A Level Of Sadness Akin To Elliott Smith Reporting from the snow-dappled streets of Chicago, it's your American Football Spectacular preview for this Saturday night's battle at The Stick as The Queen City's feline football franchise comes to town. * Cincinnati vs.
SF News American Football Spectacular: Kill The Head And The Body Will Die Joe Frazier was once quoted as sayin' "Kill the body and the head will die." For an NFL offensive unit, the opposite is the case. And here comes the context: it's your American
SF News American Football Spectacular: One Up, One Down Reporting from spa-side in Santa Ana, it's your American Football Spectacular preview of the next rung of pain on the agony ladder that is the 49ers' '07 season. * San Francisco vs. Arizona Sunday,
SF News American Football Spectacular: All My Ghosts "All my ghosts, on every sea, in every land / Who needs that now?" The 49ers venture into the wilds of Jersey this Sunday to war with the New York American football Giants. * San
SF News American Football Spectacular: Man(ny) Down Ahhh, crap. During this week’s practice, 49er OLB Manny Lawson tore an ACL and will be out for the 2007 season. This is a mighty blow to the nascent Niner defense, who
SF News American Football Spectacular: "Momma Said Knock You Out" After staunching out the Arizona Cardinals last week, the Niners head to St. Louis to try to get ahead at the expense of the reeling Rams and bolt further ahead in the race
SF News American Football Spectacular: Your Complete 2007 NFL Regular Season Guesstimate For just a little while, there there be kickoffs and touchdowns and the illusion of a level playing field. Tonight, it's time for the National Football League's 2007 regular season to begin. ful.
SF News American Football Spectacular: Capsulizing the 2007 NFL Draft's First Round It's time for American Football Spectacular's capsule reviews of the 2007 NFL Draft. Adventure, excitement,! All hard information was culled from NFL.com's pretty excellent draft tracker site. Proceed. * Selection # / Team (trade info)
SF News American Football Spectacular: Your 2007 NFL Draft Wants & Do-Not-Wants * For the 49ers, WANT: NT/DL DO-NOT-WANT: WR Shut up. Listen, picking a wide receiver high in the draft simply does not pay dividends by nature of the position. You've got the rare
SF News American Football Spectacular: Fleeing Father Time, The Police, And Derrick Burgess * Green Bay vs. San Francisco Sunday, December 10, 2006. 1:15 PM, PST. Week 14 The Battle Of Brett's Retirement Tour It doesn't matter that QB Brett Favre is a hero, plays like
SF News American Football Spectacular: The Raiders Might Finish 2006 As Number One! After losing horrifically to the Houston Texans 23-14 in a home game where the dauntless Raider Power Mullet defense limited Yoostun to 32 yards passing yards and -5! Negative five yards net passing
SF News American Football Spectacular: Dark Homecoming Coming to you from next to the fireplace at Fiddler's Green while watching The Big Game, it's your American Football Spectacular Week 13 preview for the Raiders! * Houston vs. Oakland Sunday, December 3,
SF News American Football Spectacular: Hope And Tragedy * San Francisco vs. St. Louis Sunday, November 26, 2006. 10:00 AM, PST. Week 12 The Battle Of Momentum Wow, after beating the Seahawks last weekend, the Niners are riding a wave of
SF News American Football Spectacular: Don't Drink & Drive; You May Die, Kill, Or Lose Your Chance To Be A Deep Threat Bryant had two catches for 21 yards in the game. And later, 'round midnight, Mr. Reformed Hothead was clocked above 100 mph in a 2005 Lamborghini between Redwood City and San Mateo. Moron.
SF News American Football Spectacular: Our Villains Are Bleeding And So Are We * Seattle vs. San Francisco Sunday, November 19, 2006. 1:15 PM, PST. Week 11 The Battle Of The Wounded Hawks Talk about gettin' up after being challenged, in the last two weeks the
SF News American Football Spectacular: Oh Man, It's The Morning After, "Shut The Door" At Ford Field, the two teams brawled like a couple of clumsy middle school gym wrestlers, with neither able to decisively put the other away amid all the clambering. The game was still
SF News American Football Spectacular: Modern Ruins Our capable and attractive SFist Editor Jon has been all over this story like Sara Lee on cherry pie. Bless him. Here at American Football Spectacular, we've been watching this story build with
SF News American Football Spectacular: The Tuesday After, "Headlines For Election Day" OBVIOUS: Scoreless In Seattle EMOTIONAL: The Rain Can Hide The Tears TIMELY: See How Poorly A System Works When There Are No Checks And Balances? FASHIONABLE: At Least Our Uniforms Look Far Classier
SF News American Football Spectacular: Blown Away In The Windy City On an average Autumn Sunday, the current Chicago Bears are among the most powerful squads in the National Football League. So, this past Sunday, when the 49ers went on over to Soldier Field
SF News American Football Spectacular: Weak Points And The Art Of Inertia Don't forget to wake up as early as you care to on November 1 to go grab cheap candy at the store! Here at American Football Spectacular we are big fans of cheap
SF News American Football Spectacular: Race To The Bottom "The only thing more embarrassing than the franchise are the fans that support them," said American Football Spectacular's Arizona correspondent Chesko. "They've accepted perennial defeat to the point that Bengals and Browns fans
SF News American Football Spectacular: Accounts Of Explosiveness Considered And Debunked. Week Seven of the National Football League's 2006 regular season dawns cold and crisp over our Bay Area teams. The Indian Summer is breathing its last and Autumn is seeping in. The advent
SF News American Football Spectacular: AFC West Beatings Ahoy! * San Diego at San Francisco Sunday, October 15, 2006. 1:15 PM, PST. Week 06 The Battle Of The Sans OK, after battling back against the Raiders and winning the Battle Of The
SF News American Football Spectacular: The 2006 Battle Of The Bay Preview * Oakland vs. San Francisco Sunday, October 8, 2006. 1:15 PM, PST. Week 05 The 2006 Battle Of The Bay Raider versus 49er matchups in the NFL regular season are a thing to
