Our capable and attractive SFist Editor Jon has been all over this story like Sara Lee on cherry pie. Bless him.

Here at American Football Spectacular, we've been watching this story build with a hateful eye while sucking down comforting iced coffee after comforting iced coffee at Crepevine. We'll sum this regretful state of affairs up later -- first thing's first -- we've got Previews for Week Ten of the 2006 NFL regular season.

By SFist Christopher Rogers for "American Football Spectacular," contributing