SF News SFPD Braced For Shenanigans If The Giants Win Tonight If the SF Giants win tonight, there will be much cause for rejoicing. After all, this will be their third National League pennant, and their next stop will be the World Series. Hooray!
Arts & Entertainment New York Times Columnist Confuses (Female) Beach Blanket Babylon Performer With Drag Queen Yesterday, the New York Times, which is a newspaper based in New York City (get a rope), wrote an article about Tuesday night's San Francisco Giants game. As one might expect,
SF News SFPD Officers Shoot Suspected Auto Burglars Outside AT&T Park, Killing One [Updated] One man is dead, one man is injured, and a third is in custody after a confrontation with San Francisco Police Department officers just blocks from Tuesday night's SF Giants game
Arts & Entertainment Watch The SF Giants' Madison Bumgarner Celebrate Their NLDS Victory With Five Beer Chug After the San Francisco Giants defeated the Washington Nationals 3-2 in game four of the National League Division Series, pitcher Madison Bumgarner wasn't content to sit on his four can
Arts & Entertainment Photo Du Jour: Hunter Pence, Photobomber The Washington Nationals staved off an SF Giants sweep Monday night, with a 4-1 win over the home team. But even the loss couldn't wipe the grin off noted scooter
Arts & Entertainment Why Not Call In Sick Today? We pose the question above not because we believe that you are anything but inessential at your place of work, or because we think that you do not need the money. After all,
Arts & Entertainment Watch The SF Giants' Madison Bumgarner Chug Four Cans Of Something (?) At Once It's unclear what the SF Giants' Madison Bumgarner is pouring into his mouth as he celebrates last night's breathtaking win, but whatever it is, it was well-deserved.
Arts & Entertainment Video: Elderly Pirates Fan Somehow Gets Into Giants Dugout Yes, Giants ace Madison Bumgarner delivered against the Pittsburgh Pirates in the NL Wild Card game, as we expected. But what we didn't expect is that the shoddy Pirates security would
Arts & Entertainment Video: Kiss-Cammed Dodgers And Giants Fans Douse Each Other In Beer As you already know, last night the SF Giants lost to the evil LA Dodgers. Giants fans shouldn't give up yet — though we're still 4.5 games behind the
Arts & Entertainment The Beanstalk: Wild Cards And Willie McCovey A few days ago, the Los Angeles Bums punched their ticket to the playoffs. Just saying that makes me want to brush my teeth with soap. I hate those Dodgers. The Giants, meanwhile,
Arts & Entertainment Video: Wow, This Kid Sure Hates Lou Seal On September 9, 2014, the SF Giants' honorary Play Ball Kid was Vicente Gallardo, MLB.com reports. That Tuesday will live on in Gallardo family infamy forevermore, one might suspect, because it&
SF News Three Reasons You Should Leave Work Right This Second The traffic fates are aligning to make San Francisco transit and traffic a real nightmare this afternoon. Let's face it, your productivity is nil at this point (otherwise, why are you
Arts & Entertainment The Giants Five-Game Losing Streak: We Blame The Weather Since the All-Star break, the Giants hit the road and have gone 5-1 and reclaimed first-place in the NL West! No, wait, that was last week. Crap. It's
Arts & Entertainment An Unapologetic Rant About Why We Still Love Barry Bonds The greatest baseball player that any of us ever saw turned 50 yesterday. Happy belated birthday, Barry Bonds! People HATE Barry. Loathe him. Even in San Francisco! But then there are those of
SF News Broken Nose And Vomit: More Details Emerge In Brawl Outside SF Giants Game According to a defense attorney for one of the men accused of knocking a woman out in a brawl following an SF Giants game, there's more to the story than what
SF News Cell Phone Video Captures Assault Outside AT&T Park A second suspect has been arrested in an assault outside an SF Giants game at AT&T Park that injured two, and with cell phone video of the entire incident now available
SF News Woman Assaulted Outside SF Giants Game Released From Hospital, Attacker Still At Large [Update] A woman who suffered "serious injuries" at the hands of an as-yet unknown attacker has been released from the hospital, the San Francisco Police Department says. SFPD spokesperson Officer Albie
SF News Giants Consider Banning Culturally Insensitive Behavior, Following Headdress Incident After an incident at last month’s Giants’ Native American Heritage Night involving fans wearing a fake headdress, the franchise is considering a new policy that would ban culturally insensitive attire and language.
SF News Protest Planned After Headdress Incident At Giants Game, Claiming 'Assault' By SFPD Last week at the Giants’ Native American Heritage Night, two attendees got into an alleged altercation with white men wearing a headdress and were detained by the San Francisco Police Department. Now, a
SF News Scenes From Yesterday's SF Giants No-Hitter Of course you know that the SF Giants Tim Lincecum threw his second no-hitter in less than a year yesterday. But if you're like us, you were at work when
SF News Video: Guys In Headdresses Spark Protest At Giants Game, Two Detained The Coachella kids think it’s hip, someone at Elle U.K. thought it was cool for Pharrell Williams to wear one, and the daughter of Oklahoma Gov. Mary Fallin posed in one
SF News History Repeats Itself: SF Giants' Tim Lincecum Throws Second No-Hitter For the second time in less than a year, SF Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum refused to allow a single hit. Not a one. Today's game at AT&T Park was
SF News Someone Stole Hunter Pence's Scooter So iconic that the Giants used it in his bobblehead, Hunter Pence's scooter was reportedly stolen on Sunday. The scooter is customized with his name and uniform number. Hunter tweets: Ahhhh
Arts & Entertainment Watch Batkid Throw Out The First Pitch At Giants' Home Opener Young Miles Scott (AKA Batkid) put another feather in his mask: he got to throw out the first pitch at the Giants' home opener. Scott, a Northern California boy with leukemia, saved
SF News Don't Forget, It's Critical Mass (And A Giants Game) Tonight It's the last Friday of the month, and you know what that means: Critical Mass. The monthly “organized coincidence” of bike riders kicks off at 6 PM at Justin Herman Plaza.
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