Arts & Entertainment Sign Of The Times?: Mr. Marina Contestant Is Homeless The 2017 contenders for the Mr. Marina title have made their names, faces, and brief bios known, and as is always the case with this ridiculous competition to be the bro-i-est bro, there
Arts & Entertainment Video: Mr. Marina Contestants Read Mean SFist Comments Tonight at the Mr. Marina competition, a yearly roast of local frat-bro culture, they will perform feats of strength and tests of talent. But in a more remarkable twist, this year's crop of
Arts & Entertainment Meet The Dudes, Bros, And Dudebros Of The Mr. Marina 2016 Competition Many men may enter, but only one will leave with the crown. None, however, shall exit with his dignity. Yet judging by this year's crop of bro brethren, there wasn't much of that
Arts & Entertainment Bro-Down For The Dude Crown: Scenes From The Mr. Marina 2015 Competition After a happy hour pitstop at Balboa Cafe and some pre-game beer pong at Bar None, me and my squad of the chillest bros in the Marina Ubered down to the Regency Ballroom
SF News Should We Only Blame The 'Brolympics' For Trashing Fort Mason? The Fort Mason Great Meadow became an aluminum garden on Saturday, with the Golden Gate National Recreation Area tweeting and Instagramming a giant mess left by the fair-weather crowds. As CBS5 notes, a
Arts & Entertainment Meet The Dudes, Bros, And Dudebros Of The 2015 Mr. Marina Competition She's beauty and she's grace She's queen of 50 states She's elegance and taste She is Miss United States Hold your crown up high Hold your crown up high Raise it to the
Arts & Entertainment Mr. Marina Competition 2014: I've Never Felt This Way Before Last night was the third edition of the Mr. Marina Competition, the city's premiere male beauty pageant where grown men compete for the adoration of an entire neighborhood. The winner gets their name
Arts & Entertainment Behold: Your 2014 Mr. Marina Contestants! For the third year running, the all-bro Mr. Marina beauty pageant returns to give voice and a stage to 12 lucky finalists as they shake their junk in search of local fame in
Arts & Entertainment Mr. Marina Competition 2013: Spray-Tanned Fundraising Arriving at Ruby Skye last night with 30 minutes to spare in the free hour of sponsored SKYY drinks, your humble SFist editor promptly ordered two vodka sodas. You know — to blend in.
Arts & Entertainment These Bros In Spray Tans Would Like To Remind You That The Mr. Marina Competition Is Tonight Behold: Five of the ten finalists in the 2013 Mr. Marina Competition, all dolled up in their finest underoos and spray-on bronze from a local salon. This photo should serve as a retina-searing
Arts & Entertainment Someone Should Pay $1,500 To Tattoo The Marina Zip Code On This Guy's Ass For charity, that is. This week in stunt fundraising for the Mr. Marina contest: Candidate and tandem bike enthusiast Ben Hartard has offered to get a prison tattoo of his favorite neighborhood's postal
Arts & Entertainment Video: The Marina's '99 Problems' If you're one of those people who spends most of their time actively trying not to think about San Francisco's own Jersey Shore, you may not have realized that we are in the
Arts & Entertainment Behold: Your Mr. Marina 2013 Contestants! Last year, the Mr. Marina Competition saw fourteen of the 94123's most unabashed bro-hams waggling their dongs while drinking away any hint of homoeroticism that arises from being a contestant in a male
Arts & Entertainment Nominate Your Favorite/Worst Bro For Mr. Marina 2013 It seems like only yesterday we were indulging the Marina's finest scrotum-gazing bros in their quest for drinking superiority in the name of charity, and yet here we are again: It's time to
Arts & Entertainment Here Are Five Videos Of Marina Dudes Stripping [NSFW] Now that we have had a day to process the overwhelming machismo present at the inaugural Mr. Marina Competition, we'd like to present this brief and entertaining follow-up in the form of our