Arts & Entertainment Nancy Pelosi Doesn't Care About Obama's Mom Jeans, Says Trump 'Will Never Be President' House Democratic Leader and former Speaker Nancy Pelosi sat down, perhaps reluctantly, for an ice cream with Larry Wilmore at New York's Big Gay Ice Cream for The Nightly Show, and the results
Arts & Entertainment Video: South Park Gleefully Mocks Gentrification Via 'The Lofts At SoDoSoPa' Be it EaDo in Houston, NuLu in Louisville, DUMBO in Brooklyn, DTLA, or our very own NoPa and SoMa, rapidly gentrifying, expensive loft-filled neighborhoods nationwide are one and the same in many ways,
Arts & Entertainment Video: Behold, The Full-Size Emoji Keyboard For no reason other than making good YouTube fodder, the world now has a full-scale emoji keyboard, featuring every emoji currently in existence, plus a few that aren't even compatible with most devices
SF News People In Portland Are Putting 'No Californians' Stickers On Houses For Sale You think Oaklanders are pissed about San Franciscans moving there and driving up housing costs? Observe Portland, where a certain symbol sticker, showing the state of California with a line through it, has
Arts & Entertainment Video: 'Burning Man' The Musical It seems inevitable, given that the internet is the internet, that someone would do a satirical take on Burning Man in the form of musical theater. And that very thing has arrived! It's
Arts & Entertainment Google And Gap Employees Send Messages Between Folsom Street Offices Via Post-Its Gap Inc. is headquartered on the Embarcadero, with some offices in the building facing Folsom Street. Google also has offices directly across Folsom Street. Employees at the two companies have started posting messages
Arts & Entertainment Video: Watch Buster Posey Deliver A Baby In New Esurance Commercial The always adorable Buster Posey is the latest celebrity to appear in Esurance's new series of ads about imposters who are "sort of" like the real thing in this case Buster is sort
Arts & Entertainment Oaklanders Break Longest Soul Train Record With 337 Dancers KTVU - Over the weekend and I'm shocked that I somehow didn't hear about this earlier a group of 337 Oaklanders broke the Guinness World Record for the longest continuous soul train. This
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Warriors' Draymond Green Super Wasted On Camera, Dissing Cavs, Likely Drinking Since Last Night Well, this is funny. In addition to all the Oaklanders who've been drinking since 7 or 8 this morning while waiting for the Warriors victory parade to start, Warriors team member Draymond Green
Arts & Entertainment Dumb Guy Got Cavs Championship Tattoo Before They Lost I'm #Allin @cavs pic.twitter.com/yYRO0V4YYK— Lil Geeky (@Lonniedoe) May 30, 2015 Well this is funny/sad: clearly young Cleveland Cavaliers fan Lonnynell Coleman went ahead, in faith, and got a 2015
Arts & Entertainment The Onion Suggests San Francisco Should Just Move Out Of San Francisco Already The Onion has come around to mocking SF's skyrocketing rent woes. Their solution: Our pretty city by the Bay has "no choice but to look for a spot further inland." To wit: “It
Arts & Entertainment Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Bandwagoning Warriors Fans In Oakland Asking About A Bunch Of Fake Players Remember the time Jimmy Kimmel and his "Lie Witness News" team went to Coachella and asked people if they were looking forward to seeing The Chelsea Clintons' set? That was funny. This week
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Why Is Apple So Obsessed With Tartine Bakery? We've all become pretty accustomed to seeing Bay Area references and shoutouts popping up in the demos and advertising for Apple products West Coast time is always listed as Cupertino time, the doomed
Arts & Entertainment Video: If Facebook Actually Filtered Everything That Annoyed You The joke, of course, is that if there were a Dislike button, or if the algorithm could actually read all the disdain, judgement, and jealousy you feel as you scan your Facebook feed,
Arts & Entertainment Video: Parallel Parking Fail On Polk Leads To Mass Mockery By Drunk People This is pretty funny. A tipster sent us this video from last weekend in which a hapless guy in what might be a rental car got himself stuck, diagonally, in a parking spot
Arts & Entertainment Apartment Sadness: Abandoning Housing For A Tent Well, for this edition of Apartment Sadness, I bring you not another Craigslist ad for a ridiculously sad living space, but a tale of sadness from a "full-time employed programmer" on Reddit who
Arts & Entertainment K-Pop Star Bobby Kim Goes Berserk On Flight To SFO South Korean gossip headlines Saturday were all about Bobby Kim, a famous Korean pop star who was escorted off a flight at SFO by FBI and airport security following some drunken lunacy on
Arts & Entertainment Man Loses Fantasy Football Bet, Has To Recreate 'Chandelier' Video Shot For Shot Local man Chuck Jose lost a bet in his fantasy football league, and with that bet, as ABC 7 reports, he lost a little bit of his dignity. His fellow fantasy leaguers made
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Jane Krakowski Auditions For 'Peter Pan' Leaked 'Peter Pan Live!' Audition Tape with Jane Krakowski from Jane Krakowski You know the network television event (and possible biggest debacle) of the season, Peter Pan: Live, airs on Thursday on
Arts & Entertainment Black Friday Palate Cleanser: Weed Snobs We already live in a world of weed connoisseurs who could rattle off a litany of whimsically named indica-sativa hybrids and tell you the relative THC and CBD levels of each. And as
SF News New 'Judgmental' Map of the South Bay Will Amuse, Offend Conflating judgment with casual racism, here's the latest installment of "Judgmental Maps" in the Bay Area. The humor series has included this take on San Francisco, which flagged the Castro, simply, as "Rainbow
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: San Francisco Summed Up In 11 Seconds You have some polar opposite things happening in San Francisco lately we're still a city full of rebellious young people and immigrants and we like to set stuff on fire when our teams
Arts & Entertainment ...And Now, A Baby Dressed As Skrillex For Halloween Though we are neither Skrillex nor baby aficionados here at SFist, we nonetheless had to share this photo that got sent in by mom Maria R. of her 15-month-old son Skylar, whom she
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Fallon, Funny Or Die Mock Ello We told you the Ello backlash was starting no sooner than the little, ad-free social network could even get off the ground. Well, now Jimmy Fallon made fun of it on the show
Arts & Entertainment Video: Conan Mocks 'Flaccid' iPhones Does your new iPhone 6 Plus have trouble staying hard? You've likely heard the stories about #bendgate/#bendghazi. Well, Conan took a funny jab at the issue last night. Meanwhile, Apple has come
