New 'Judgmental' Map of the South Bay Will Amuse, Offend

Conflating judgment with casual racism, here's the latest installment of "Judgmental Maps" in the Bay Area. The humor series has included this take on San Francisco, which flagged the Castro, simply, as "Rainbow Blowjobs."

But hooboy does this new South Bay map have it all, from "Scary Black People in Need of Gentrification" in East Palo Alto to the Dumbarton Bridge as the "Bridge to the Plebeian Poors." Other highlights include "Lululemon MILFs" in Menlo Park/Palo Alto, a half-hearted jab at "Zuckbook," and what looks like the Tesla Factory tagged as "The Future."

The map comes from Twitter-haver Justin S, who, I'll note, likes to post about under-two-mile runs he's taken. No judgment.

Previously: New 'Judgmental' Map Of S.F. Neighborhoods Amuses, Confuses