Does your new iPhone 6 Plus have trouble staying hard?

You've likely heard the stories about #bendgate/#bendghazi. Well, Conan took a funny jab at the issue last night.

Meanwhile, Apple has come out in defiant defense of its new phones, saying that both the iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus passed a battery of tests, including a "sit test" involving back pockets of tight jeans, and basically insisting that anyone who has bent their phone is a maniac who can not be trusted with nice things. As the Wall Street Journal reports, "The company said the new iPhones are made from a custom grade of anodized aluminum, which is tempered for extra strength [and] also feature stainless steel and titanium inserts to reinforce high-stress locations." So there.