Arts & Entertainment Behold: The Social Network Tarots Forget the Hermit and the Three of Cups. You can get your tarot cards read with far more contemporary symbols of joy and dread: The Social Network Tarots. This appears, for now, just
Arts & Entertainment 'South Park' Opens 21st Season By Screwing With Everyone's Alexa South Park had its 21st season premiere Wednesday night, and amid jokes skewering white nationalists and home improvement shows, Trey Parker and Matt Stone brilliantly did something no satire show has yet succeeded
Arts & Entertainment Dublin Man Trapped In Apartment By UPS Package, Story Goes Viral A dude in Dublin, California had an Amazon package delivered over the weekend that ended up trapping him in his apartment due to UPS wedging it under his door handle effectively turning the
Arts & Entertainment Video: Milpitas Dog Pushing Shopping Cart I'm still shook pic.twitter.com/TPYLRNHDP0— ashleen🌺 (@ashleenn_) August 20, 2017 Just as a quick break from all that's wrong and terrible in the world: This dog in Milpitas, California, just across
Arts & Entertainment Vintage Apple-Branded Sneakers Being Auctioned Off For $20K (Or More) A pair of apparently unworn, custom-emblazoned, Apple-branded sneakers from the early 1990s have gone up for auction via a company called Heritage Auctions. They have simultaneously gone up on eBay, where the opening
Arts & Entertainment Satirical Fyre Festival Gathering Planned Thursday On Ocean Beach Lest you think the humor to come out of the asinine and poorly planned Fyre Festival was already fading, some San Franciscans are planning a Fyre Festival satire out at the Ocean Beach
Arts & Entertainment 'Not Hotdog' App From HBO's 'Silicon Valley' Now Available For Download Sunday night's episode of Silicon Valley was another winner for the continuously hilarious series, and one that had some of the series' characteristic comic twists involving the sometimes absurd pivots that tech companies
Arts & Entertainment Couple's Pregnancy Photoshoot Crashed By Nudist On Baker Beach Nude sunbather crashes pregnancy photoshoot on San Francisco beach 😂 https://t.co/utNabxhyCs pic.twitter.com/FGI1ZGITo0— Daily Mail US (@DailyMail) November 15, 2016 A couple looking to commemorate being happily pregnant or
SF News Ha! New NRA Ad Mistakes SF Skyline For NY We probably shouldn't credit National Rifle Association members living in Maine as being overly familiar with our nation's metropolises. And, case in point, the NY Daily News spotted the ad above paid for
Arts & Entertainment Video: Crazed Burner Boyfriend Enraged By Question 'How Was Burning Man?' Most non-Burners with devoted Burner friends should be able to relate to this fun sketch by YouTuberist Kevin Oeser in which he returns home to his girlfriend, fresh from the playa, only to
Arts & Entertainment Photo Du Jour: 'Millennial Services' Being Offered In Noe Valley Millennial Services coming to my neighborhood. Can't wait! pic.twitter.com/F1ahQEmCnL— Musa Tariq (@MusaTariq) September 1, 2016 Do you know a Millennial who needs coaching in being their "authentic self" or in
Arts & Entertainment Local Artist Puts A Bunch Of Bart Simpsons On BART Because Why Not In a public art project that is more delightfully random than meaningful, local artist Elissa Patel decided to put a bunch of people in Bart Simpson masks and have them ride BART for
Arts & Entertainment Video: The Sweet Sweet Romance Of Dinesh And Gilfoyle Silicon Valley Season Three may be over, but HBO has just given us this little trailer recapping the love between Dinesh and Gilfoyle, rom-com style. Theirs truly is the beating heart of the
Arts & Entertainment Pokémon Go + <i>Black Mirror</i> = Dark Comedy? Fans of the spooky, Twilight Zone-inspired British sci-fi series Black Mirror might appreciate this dark bit of parody that takes one of the most disturbing episodes of the show, "White Bear," and mashes
SF News SF Tsunami Warning Sent In Error LOL Oops "TSUNAMI WATCH," the alert sent out at 8:46 a.m. stated. "BE PREPARED TO EVACUATE." I started the evacuation with my bowels, and went from there, but fortunately, I didn't get too
Arts & Entertainment Video: 'Silicon Valley' Cast Guesses At What Actual Startups Do By Their Dumb Names Watch this on The Scene. Anaplan? Twilio? Klarna? These are all real companies that we will not link to, but feel free to Google them. The hilarious cast of HBO's Silicon Valley, who
Arts & Entertainment Video: New iPhone SE Mocked As 'A Phone From Three Years Ago' As quickly as Apple announced the release of a new, cheaper and smaller model of the iPhone that is basically the same as the iPhone 5S with a bit more speed, dubbed the
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Teens React To Windows 95 Here's a fun little video to get you over that mid-afternoon slump and simultaneously make (most of) you feel really, really old. Fine Brothers Entertainment got a bunch of teenagers and sat them
Arts & Entertainment Beyoncé Called A Song Of Chris Martin's 'Awful'; Maroon 5 Thanks Taraji Henson A quick post-mortem about that bizarre halftime show: If, like us, you were confused by the choice to let Coldplay anywhere near a stage on which Beyoncé is performing, a new interview in
SF News HA! That Big Verizon Wrap Ad At Embarcadero Center Is Illegal, City Demands Its Removal You know how Verizon and Super Bowl 50 were doing that huge wrap of Four Embarcadero Center over the last two weeks the one that ran into a humorous snafu last week? Some
Arts & Entertainment Video Du Jour: SantaCon Via Hoverboard I'll just let the video-taker and uploader, Eric, summarize this one with his title: "King Dick of Douche Mountain." As seen Saturday, December 12, in Union Square, San Francisco. Previously: SantaCon Disputes Death
SF News Phuc Dat Bich Is A Phake I should have known better from the quotes he gave, but the story of the Australian-Vietnamese man named Phuc Dat Bich being repeatedly banned from Facebook turns out to be a hoax. The
Arts & Entertainment Oxford Dictionaries Chooses A F***ing Emoji As Word Of The Year It's either the end of civilization as we know it or a terrific step in the academic recognition of the evolving importance of the visual language of emoji, depending on your perspective. But
Arts & Entertainment No, Yelp Is Not Suing <i>South Park</i> Over Last Week's Hilarious Yelp Episode Local citizen review outfit Yelp has far bigger problems these days than dealing with a parody takedown of the Yelp Elite on South Park last week but a parody website "nbc.com.co"
Arts & Entertainment [Update] Porn Audio Plays Over Target PA Systems In Northern California Target shopper Gina Young was with her twins in the chain's Campbell, California store Wednesday when someone began playing the audio from a porno over the store's PA system. She recorded it for
