misc It's Got to be the Morning After Man, that Jamie Lynn Spears story is tremendous. Just stupendously tremendous. And you know, of course, that Mrs Spears, mother of Jamie Lynn and Britney, actually had a contract to write a book
SF News Steriods: Thinking Globally, Acting Locally We do have to admit to being slightly thrilled that the one big fish in a stream of chum, Roger Clemens, got busted. His career just reeked of steroids and while Barry got
misc Breaking News: Baseball is Full of Effing Cheaters Former Senate Majority Leader (and current Boston Red Sox director) George Mitchell just announced the results of his 20-month, $20 million investigation into allegations of widespread steroid usage in baseball. The long-awaited, 409-page
SF News Migden's Gal Pal Is Also Bonds’ Shark Carole Migden's girlfriend (OK then, "wife?" We refuse to use the sterile and patronizing "partner") Cris Arguedas, it seems, now must deal with yet another San Francisco diva: Barry Bonds. According to the
SF News Barry Bonds: Not Guilty Stepping out of his black Chevy Tahoe SUV, smashingly dressed, and fully aware that the media would bombard him beforehand, former glory Barry Bonds acted like a punk today after arriving at the
SF News Trade Lines-- Don't Do It We're sure y'all heard the big rumor out there that the Giants might trade either The Enchanter or Matt Cain to the Blue Jays for Alex Rios. This morning it was Timmy but
SF News It's Got to be the Morning After This actually happened to us-- we were walking down 16th street wearing our trusty baggy Giants sweatshirt (we like our sweatshirts baggy) when we walked past a homeless guy who actually said, "I
misc Week Around the -Ists SFist witnessed a new apartment building tszuj the skyline with spectacular, gaudy turquoise aplomb, the (informal) renaming of the Mission/SOMA neighborhood border, the return of the Maltese Falcon, the Mayor Gavin Newsom
Arts & Entertainment SFist Tonight -- The Shining (1980): "Honey, I'm home," "Here's Johnny!" etcetera, etcetera, Kubrick, and so forth. (No one wields a baseball bat like Shelley Duvall. So awkward. Also, what ever happened to her?) Screens
SF News It's Got to be the Indictment After Bonds' attorney issued a statement, calling malfeasance on everyone involved, except his client, and now wants to go after the Justice Department for doing all sorts of bad things to his boy. Bond's
SF News Indicted: Barry Bonds! Dude. Duuuuuuude. After a four-year federal investigation, today cranky baseball icon Barry Bonds was indicted for perjury and obstruction of justice. Ouch. And Jesus. He's like Pete Rose, but worse. Which? Again, ouch.
SF News It's Got to Be the Morning After Seahawks 24 Niners 0 -In light of the news of the death of Dick Nolan, we feel a little icky about being negative and snarky about the Niners. Poor Mike Nolan. So, instead,
SF News Where Was This Dude in '93? It appears to be bomb day here at the ole 'Fist as we have yet another bomb story to relate to y'all. This one involves a die-hard (seriously die-hard) Giants fan who called
SF News It's Got to Be the <strike>Morning</strike> Afternoon After Here's a few sports stories to get you through the bleakness of the Rox/Sox World Series -49ers QB Alex Smith will definitely be the starting QB this Sunday, somewhat of a coincidence
SF News It's Got to Be the Morning After Poor Cal-- so close yet so far. Our theory about what happened is that the idea of Cal having the #1 ranked team in the country was so crazy that even in this
SF News It's Got to be the (Late) Morning After Ravens 9 49ers 7- This game was U.G.L.Y.--you ain't got no alibi. Seriously, with all the things going on last Sunday and with the weather so beautiful, if you
SF News It's Got to Be the Morning After Seahwaks 23 49ers 3- Remember when the Niners, like, beat the Seahawks, like all the time? And remember how their impressive displays against the Seattle Blue Men made people think the Niners were
SF News The Ladies Love Lamar While we might be broken up with Barry, he does seem to have his fans. Like this lady who tried to say goodbye in her own, personal way. Too bad security got to
SF News It's Got to Be the Morning After We caught part of the big goings-ons last night at the ole ballyard and we have to say that it all looked a little underwhelming. It was kind of blah, flat-like, with none
SF News Bonds' 756th Ball Gets Asterisk Tramp Stamp Oh, this is so mean. And yet so funny. The guy who purchased Bond's 756th home run ball, Marc Ecko (a fashion designer, so girl doesn't really need a baseball), set up a
SF News Parting is Not Such Sweet Sorrow And so, with today being the last home game of the season, this will be the last chance for Barry and his fans to bask in each other's adulations. But over here at
Arts & Entertainment An Army of Philistines We got word that 27,000 people made a reservation to attend this Friday's Opera at the Ballpark. 27,000! And there are still tickets left! Tonight is the last day to see
SF News SFist Has Your Random Sports Effluvia -Now that he appears to be having a lot of free time on his hands, Barry Bonds is moving forward with a lawsuit against Curt Schilling, the proverbial battle between Big Head and
SF News Bye Bye Barry, Goodbye Well, what was one of the biggest rumors in sports is now official-- Marcia did indeed get it on with Jan. No, wait, not that. In a matter of minutes, the Giants will
SF News It's Got to Be the Morning After We totally missed this, but yesterday was the 10-year anniversary of probably the most famous home run in Giants history since "the Giants Win the Pennant! The Giants Win the Pennant" home run,
