Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: A Mess By now, you must have heard about Paula Abdul's drunk? stoned? stroke-induced? appearance on some morning news shows. We've seen the Seattle show a few times, but didn't actually get to catch her
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your TV! Also, I'm really, really lazy. So, much like I did last year, I will instead offer readers a glimpse at the top ten shows currently on my TiVo Season Pass list. Please feel
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: TV Yule Love Darlene Love performing the best Christmas song ever, "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" on Letterman tonight? Check. Twenty-four hours of on TBS starting on Christmas Eve? Check. It's a Wonderful Life on Christmas
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Your Local On Reality TV We've only got one local left to root for, and so far, none of our locals has taken home the big prize. Yul, you're our only hope! Previously on "Survivor," Yul flipped and
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: TV Premieres Tonight That very thing happened when we tried to set a Pass for "Runaway," the CW's entry into the "mysterious disappearances" genre (see "Kidnapped," "Vanished," and "Without a Trace") which premieres tonight at 9
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Even MORE TV Tonight Alas, there is one show on Thursday night we have decided to pass on, and that is CBS's much-hyped "Shark," starring James Woods. Now, we're not passing on the show because it's bad.
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Smith Ray Liotta is another. His heist drama "Smith" premieres tonight on CBS at 10 p.m. If you have hopes that this heist series will do more for the genre than last season's
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Get Your Own Network, This One Is MINE Since the WB and UPN have merged to create the CW (all country and western music, all the time!) many former affiliate stations are adopting Fox's new network, MyNetworkTV. (Why KRON 4, which
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: The End of Summer Anyway, as you may recall, at the end of the first season of "Prison Break" the prisoners did, indeed, break. We just wish they had called this season "Prison Broke" or "Prison Breaked,
Arts & Entertainment Happy Birthday to the Greatest Man Who Ever Lived We are speaking, of course, of television, and tomorrow marks the 100th anniversary of the birth of its inventor, Philo T. Farnsworth. Few know his name, and he never got the credit he
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Rock Star OK, maybe "beneath" isn't the right choice of words. One needs to take into consideration that this isn't "American Idol," and that these contestants tend to have many, many years of performance experience
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Our Thirties Despite its horrible image quality, annoying upload limits, and MySpace-worthy commenters, we have to admit, we love YouTube, especially when it gives us the opportunity to watch Fall TV pilots weeks before they're
Arts & Entertainment Current TV Contest If you're an aspiring filmmaker who has always dreamed of having your work judged by the likes of Melissa Etheridge, Edward Norton, and Margaret Cho, then have we got the contest for you.
Arts & Entertainment "I Will Always Have a Dildo in My Window!" Meet Jeremy Paul, a husband and father who moved his family to the Castro district, and was shocked, SHOCKED, to see such blatant promotion of the homosexual lifestyle in his own backyard. Literally.
Arts & Entertainment How to Get the Guy: Fourth, Smell His Armpit Or DO we? Previously on "How to Get the Guy," "Party Girl" Kris needed to get more serious about her dating habits by going out with someone who talked about more than sour
Arts & Entertainment We May Never Know If the Guy Was Got We finally get a crappy reality series to call our own, and then aren't even allowed to suffer for the full six weeks they promised us. Damn you, ABC. DAMN YOU! We'll still
Arts & Entertainment How to Get the Guy: Third, Hammer Him With Questions Previously on "How to Get the Guy," four single-girls-in-the-City began their quest to find love, with the help of some very dubious "love coaches." JD's claim to fame is he's a guy. And
Arts & Entertainment How to Get the Guy: Second, Blindfold Him Last week on "How to Get the Guy," four very single women "got in the game," with the help of their "love coaches." Kris found out she's a giant lush, and needs to
Arts & Entertainment How to Get the Guy: First, Stand Uncomfortably Close to One Ahhh. Beautiful San Francisco! Apparently our "little city by the bay" is full of single woman who "just can't seem to find love on their own." Yay! These two love coaches are going
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: TV Finales Tonight First comes the tricky 8 p.m. slot, which is filled by "Alias," "America's Next Top Model," and "The Amazing Race." "Alias" won't be ending for another week, but "ANTM" and "TAR" are
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: Earth Shaking TV This Week He's gone now, but thoughts of earthquakes still run in our heads, and will soon invade our TV screens. If you're like us, and prefer to partake in disaster nostalgia from the comfort
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: TV Tonight Don't get us wrong. We totally dug "The Sopranos," but we must have suffered from some severe, Uncle Junior-level memory loss in the two years since the last season ended. We were...confused,
Arts & Entertainment A Little Wonder, a Little Con WonderCon has come, gone, and left us a little sad. For some reason, the magic we felt last year was lacking this time around. Maybe it's because we're just plain tired of the
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: TV Love However, perhaps you're not like us, and Valentine's Day truly means another chance for new love, or the validation of a current one. If it's new love you're looking for, maybe you'll be
Arts & Entertainment SFist Watches: The (Possible) End of the Laughter It seems like a lifetime since we've seen a new episode, and the last episode they aired could have very well stood as a season (or series!) finale unto itself, what with its
