Previously on "How to Get the Guy," four single-girls-in-the-City began their quest to find love, with the help of some very dubious "love coaches." JD's claim to fame is he's a guy. And Teresa has "found love." Obviously, they're more than qualified to give out love advice. The girls went on some Internet dates, but only Anne got a real date out of it. Michelle went on a boring date with someone her friends set her up with (well, it was boring to us, but Michelle seemed to enjoy it). Kris went on a date with someone she had dated before (which, at this point, she really can't avoid) and Alissa went out with Jersey Joey, who liked her enough to attack her tonsils post-meal.

The love coaches are strolling past Alamo Square Park, the Painted Ladies sitting picturesquely behind them. They're discussing Valentine's Day and how it can put a lot of pressure on people who have just started dating. They say they've told the girls to "dial down the pressure" and just have a good time. Once again, BRILLIANT advice.

Just one look at you, and I know it's gonna be...A lovely day...lovely day, lovely day...