It's funny how things seem to slow down. You step outside when the wind's died down, the sun actually hot like it only ever is in May and September here (with a few

In the Eastern Orthodox church, the Monday after Easter is known as Bright Monday or Renewal Monday. It won't be that bright today, probably. You'll feel a need for a hot lunch, and

You don't need anyone telling you how to feel. You just got caught in a downpour, even though a break in the clouds was clearly visible out toward the beach, and you don't

It's going to be one of those unremarkable weeks when you're never sure if you'll need a jacket in an hour, and when remarkable events always seem just around the bend. It'll hover

Things have normalized. Nothing extraordinary in the news besides the usual extraordinary violence and ordinary scandal. Your allergies are acting up in the wake of all this heat. The plants are happy. The

She really did it to you this time. You're tangled in damp sheets, feet touching, barely able to move. Between the sun and the temperature of this room and the way she kissed

After a long and dream-filled winter, the hoary marmot emerges from its deep burrow having burned away, in sleep, whatever fat reserves he had accumulated last summer. It's a new dawn, now, finally

The next two days will be like sisters, both pretty enough, sure, but always aware that other people saw one as an obvious improvement on the other. Today, the older sister, was never

Ah, you said, opening the shade on this almost-blue-skied morning after what's seemed like weeks of endless dreariness, this is more like it. But alas, by noon things should cloud pretty well over

... You knew you'd be paying later, right? Today, gray and drizzly with a 70% chance of depression. Tomorrow, some middling relief on the horizon with partial sun — still a chance of rain, though!

Thursday, June 25th, 2009 by Evan James Today’s weather is a wealthy Nigerian who needs your help moving millions of dollars from his homeland through your account. First, it must solicit your

Weather Report: Thursday, June 18th, 2009 by Evan James Today is forecast to look good on your résumé. It graduated summa cum laude from Columbia, learns new computer programs quickly, and has about

Hey, all! Meet Evan James. He will be doing SFist's daily weather reports for your convenience, enjoyment. Weather Report: Monday, June 15th, 2009 by Evan James Today is forecast to be nearly as