SF News You May Again Be Able To Pee In A Powell BART Station Restroom... In 2018 Moving slower than frozen molasses per usual, a plan BART announced a year ago to possibly reopen some underground restrooms that have been closed over safety concerns since September 11th 2001 is still
SF News Chinatown-Area Muggers Engage In Urine Attack A Chinatown-area robbery team employed a new and disconcerting weapon in their effort to separate people from their stuff: Piss. According to the San Francisco Police Department, a 27-year-old man was walking near
Arts & Entertainment After Almost Two Years Of Complaints, SF's $2,258,300 Skate Park Remains Full Of 'Festering' Puddles Of Urine Since its opening in July of 2014, San Francisco's SoMa West Skatepark has gotten mixed reviews: While skaters seem to love the place, neighbors have complained about noise and graffiti, and both area
SF News Three-Story-Tall Lamp Post Collapses Onto Occupied Car, Urine To Blame According to San Francisco's Public Utilities Commission, a lamp post that toppled over and nearly crushed a driver had been terminally compromised by a most deadly combination: human and dog urine. KTVU reports
SF News In San Francisco, The Walls Pee On You Testing out a new pee repellent that "pees back" to prevent public urination. pic.twitter.com/6eDJ4w9MWH— SF Public Works (@sfpublicworks) July 23, 2015 It was a lightning-fast move, given that we're talking
SF News Check Out This Shirtless Guy Who Allegedly Pooped And Peed On SFPD Cruiser A Fisherman's Wharf denizen recently took a strong anti-authority position against the San Francisco Police Department — a position, one can only assume, that included a significant amount of squatting. As in, to poo.
SF News San Ramon Dartmouth Frat Boy Arrested For Peeing On Woman Fancy that: a San Ramon fraternity brother, studying and partying hard at Dartmouth, turned himself in this week after he urinated on a woman. Hanover police report the vile dousing happened on Friday,
SF News Open-Air Urinals Aim To Solve Tenderloin Street Pee Problem Humans have been pissing on the street since there was a street to piss on, and San Francisco residents have long been accustomed to sidestepping yellow puddles and practicing strategic breathing exercises to
SF News Video: S.F. Chronicle Delivery Woman Peeing In Elevator, Reports S.F. Examiner Sometimes we fret about local media consolidation and sometimes, on days like today, it appears the fourth estate is doing just fine in the Bay Area. Which is why you can practically smell
SF News Fan Trying To Pee On Other Fans Arrested At Candlestick More bad behavior unveiled itself at Candlestick Park on Sunday. During the Niners victorious opening game, a (presumably intoxicated) man was pinched by stadium fuzz for trying to pee on other fans. SF
SF News Bay to Breakers Organizers Reveal 'Potty Hero' Campaign We here at SFist receive up to a hundred press releases a day. Sometimes we use a few of those press releases to inform you of something we consider noteworthy. And sometimes, though
SF News Walnut Creek To Crackdown On Typical Alcohol-Related Violence The Walnut Creek city council will contemplate a plan to crackdown on drunks and bars in the downtown area. Why? A few harrowing examples, as noted in this ABC 7 report: "recently a
misc Public Urination Problems Begin at an Early Age Don't bother asking why we were reading the Mommy Files over on SFGate, but today's entry "Is it appropriate for little boys to pee in public?" is priceless. Take a look: "...he [the
SF News Porta Potties Coming Permanently to Dolores Park! Well, everyone, this is our last, pre-renovation summer of Dolores Park fun (how fenced off it will be by next summer remains uncertain), but the good folks at Dolores Park Works are claiming
SF News Bay to Breakers Runners Use Tehama Street as Toilet While known as a problem in the Panhandle or Richmond District, a few of this year's Bay to Breakers participants were notably thoughtless in South of Market, using the 400 block of Tehama
SF News Use Pee to Power Your Car? Since people now swill the stuff, wash their hair with it. and even use it as a disinfectant (if you reacal, Monica used Chandler's to get rid of a nasty jellyfish sting, but
SF News Toilet Torcher Strikes Again? Maybe because it's Christmas Eve Day so nobody at the SFPD is getting back to us. But we'll just put this out there and perhaps you, dear readers, can confirm? A tipster tells
SF News Toilet Torcher Strikes Again For at the seventh time since November, a port-o-potty was set on fire in San Francisco this morning, according to the fire department. This most recent portable blaze, all of them happening in
SF News Serial port-o-potty arsonist on the loose We'd belying if we said that this budding news story doesn't tickle us. It does. Very much so. See, the SF Port-o-potty Arsonist has struck again. It seems the charred remains (hee!) of
