SF News Guys, It's 86 Degrees In Noe Valley Right Now As predicted, today is a warm one. Just how warm? According to San Francisco microclimate weather app Mr. Chilly, it is 86 degrees in Noe Valley right now. Eighty-six degrees. This is a
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Former Tacolicious Chef Telmo Faria To Open Portuguese 'Uma Casa' In Former Incanto Space “I had the itch to cook Portuguese," chef Telmo Faria told Inside Scoop recently, "and that’s when it clicked.” Born in the Bay Area but whisked away by his immigrant parents to
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Six La Boulange Locations To Be Reborn As La Boulangerie De San Francisco The rumor was true, and La Boulange founder Pascal Rigo is reopening some of the shuttered bakery locations under a slightly different name, La Boulangerie de San Francisco. Rigo told the Business Times
SF News Real Estate Sadness: Crumbling Noe Valley Shack Lists For $1.6M I don't know. Do we really need to get into this? It's another tale of crazy real estate prices, a total tear-down, and the desperation of some with money to own a little
SF News Open-Minded Straight Guy Sought For Cheap Dom-Sub Living Situation In Noe Putting the "sub" in "sublet," a man recently posted to Craigslist about an "ideal living situation for [a] dominant, open-minded/selfish str8 guy!" Sure, in this market, $650 a month for a room
SF News Video: Pair Of Holiday Grinches Caught On Camera Stealing Packages In Noe Valley, a resident captured this DropCam footage of a pair of thieves casually swiping a package from a doorway and shoving it in a shopping bag last Thursday. As the uploader
SF News SFFD, SFPD Stumped By Second Outbreak Of Torched Cars In Past Month Less than a month after three vehicles were damaged in an as-yet-unsolved carson in the Castro, four more cars were torched early Wednesday morning in what one San Francisco official is speculating might
SF News Apartment Sadness: 216-Square-Foot Mini-Studio Hits Market For $1425/Month If you would like to live alone in Noe Valley, you have no furniture besides a bed, and you're a relatively tiny person who does not cook and owns no clothes, I've got
Arts & Entertainment Noe Valley's Delightful Wishing Tree The Wishing Tree of Noe Valley is getting some love this holiday season, already bedecked with hopeful notes. Now in its fourth year the tree is located on Eureka Street between 21st and
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink More Restaurant Closures: Noe Valley Pasta Pomodoro, Burmese Kitchen Brandy Ho's isn't the only restaurant we're saying goodbye to: according to recent reports, Noe Valley's Pasta Pomodoro and the Tenderloin's Burmese Kitchen are also closing their doors. According to Noe Valley SF,
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Hilarious: Prankster Posts Fake Hooters Permit Application In Noe Valley Noe Valley residents had a collective coronary over the weekend after this apparently fake liquor license transfer application for "Neighborhooters" went up on the boarded up former Bliss Bar at 4026 24th Street.
SF News Today In Fancy Robbers: Green Hair And Escalades We've told you about a lot of robberies over the last ten years. But few have been as stylish as a couple of San Francisco's most recent heists. Jeez, are even our criminals
SF News SFPD Seeks Suspects In Pair Of Bank Robberies Days after a couple of San Francisco banks were knocked off only hours apart, the San Francisco Police Department continues to seek the culprits. The first heist went down at 12:55 p.
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Health Department to Whole Foods: There's No Such Thing As Just One Maggot Maggotgate 2014 continues today, and KRON4 will not rest until every last larvae has been eliminated from the Noe Valley Whole Foods. According to KRON4, San Francisco's finest source of bad behavior and
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Noe Valley Whole Foods Afflicted With Maggot Infestation Whole Foods clerk and maggot whistleblower Marc Melancon tells a horrifying tale of something squirmy he found in the Noe Valley store's meat case. According to Melancon, he found "more than 40" disgusting
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Chris Cosentino Closing Incanto, Reopening It As Something More Family-Friendly Some pretty big news out of Noe Valley this week: Top Chef Master Chris Cosentino is shuttering his 12-year-old restaurant Incanto this month, and he and partner Mark Pastore will transform it into
Arts & Entertainment 'Can I Take Up Two Spots On Purpose, Just To Piss Off Noe Valley?' When Ian Arquero received a nasty note after parking overnight on a Noe Valley street, his response was boldly unrepentant (and spatially challenging)! But was his parking offense a legal one or just
SF News Meanwhile, At 23rd And Castro: Tipped Truck Over at 23rd and Castro today, Eric Littell snapped this shot of a truck tipped over onto a car. The monstrous vehicle, it seems, was carrying a heavy load. Oops. Please be advised.
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink La Nebbia, A Casual Spinoff of La Ciccia, Now Open The couple behind Noe Valley's beloved Sardinian spot La Ciccia, chef Massimiliano Conti and Lorella Degan have just softly opened La Nebbia (translation: "the fog") nearby at 1781 Church Street. As Tablehopper reports,
Arts & Entertainment Bernal's Wild Marmot Finally Nabbed The charismatic wild marmot one commenter said "should run for Board of Supervisors" after an SFist interview has finally been captured in Noe Valley. The self-described "giant ground squirrel" was nabbed after succumbing
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Hot Foodie Trend: Cooking Bacon On Your Dashboard Rachael Schafer snapped this shot of bacon being cooked/kept warm on someone's dashboard at Sanchez and 23rd in Noe Valley. Schafer tells us, "We were just strolling by...pushing strollers and there
SF News Hatchet Crime Strikes Noe Valley Thursday night around 11:15 p.m. a 58-year-old man returned to his home on 27th Street near Church Street in Noe Valley to find the 69-year-old man he shared the place with
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Bliss Bar In Noe Valley Is On Fire Firefighters have responded to a six engine fire on 24th Street, where it looks like Bliss Bar is the site of scary-looking fire. Tweets from the scene: The horror: three engine fire in
SF News Bear-Sprayed Theft Suspect's Lawyer Alleges Vigilantism Andy Anduha, the "Bicycle Bandit" famously doused with bear spray this week after attempting to steal a bait package, claimes that he's a victim of vigilantism and entrapment -- or so says his
SF News Noe Valley Woman Nabs Package Thief, Chases Him Down With Sword, Sprays Him With Bear Spray Thanks to the bravery and frustration of one Noe Valley resident who was tired of her Amazon boxes being stolen, the man the neighborhood had dubbed the Bicycle Bandit is now in custody.
