SF News Porn Company Sued By Penis Injector A man who used to work for a noted San Francisco adult film studio is now suing the porn purveyor's company for emotional distress and related health problems after pricking himself while injecting
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: 'Sexy' Halloween Costumes That Are Just Wrong What's that? You're a female/gay male/metrosexual who likes to show off his body and you're not sure what to be for Halloween this year? Allow us to advise you to please,
Arts & Entertainment Watch Tim Lincecum Make Ejaculation Joke After Being Hit In The Face With Champagne Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum made not one but two daring remarks on camera while celebrating today's NLDS win against the Reds. After being hit in the face with a sparkling wine care of
Arts & Entertainment Neocon Radio Host Michael Savage To Stage Comeback Noted vaudevillian and former beatnik Michael Savage has been off the air since last month, due to, well, his Michael Savageness, but the former star plans a dramatic comeback return to the airwaves
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink One-Star Yelp Reviews Of Four-Star Restaurants Let's all take a minute to laugh at these awesome, uncouth monsters, as well as their pedestrian palates, for writing one-star reviews of four-star restaurants. Inspired by the Gurgling Cod's peek at a
Arts & Entertainment Daisy Does The Niners: 49ers, Daisy Have Historic Day at Candlestick By Daisy Barringer Congratulations to the San Francisco 49ers. Not only did you completely destroy the Buffalo Bills in a 45-3 victory, you became the first team in the history of the NFL
SF News Schwarzenegger Talks 'Total Recall,' Recalls Other Dumb Things To Say Aging action star, noted adulterer, and former Governor of California Arnold Schwarzeneggar has a new book out today: the highly anticipated and partially crowdsourced autobiography Total Recall: My Unbelievably True Life Story. The
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Yeasty Brewmaster's Beard Used To Brew Oregon Beer A brewery in Oregon is brewing a beer using wild yeast harvested from the brewmaster's beard. What a dude thing to do, beer world. Gross. Or is it? The facial hair beer comes
Arts & Entertainment Waldo Alley Street Sign Given 'Where's Waldo' Makeover A clever prankster dolled up the street sign at Waldo Alley in the Marina Russian Hill with much-needed Where's Waldo flair, replete with red and white cap and stripes. Ingenious. [Photo:Rick Haelig
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: The 'Vamps' Trailer from Amy Heckerling Thank god for Amy Heckerling. Her new comedy Vamps is due out November 2, and it looks kind of fantastic. It's like True Blood meets Clueless meets Fight Club, or something like that.
SF News Video: Castro Theatre Manager Goes Off On Nudists, Journalist George Davis, a transplant from Tennessee who once ran for mayor of San Francisco, likes to get naked in the Castro. And good for him. The Castro, famous for being the queer historic
Arts & Entertainment Photo: Brian Wilson Channels Marty McFly With 'Back To The Future' Sneakers, Scooter Stephen Goldblatt snapped this excellent shot of branding and promotional expert Brian Wilson (who also occasionally plays for the San Francisco Giants) en route to AT&T Park on Friday. He's also
Arts & Entertainment And Now, Tim Cook And Dave Grohl Share A Laugh Apple CEO Tim Cook and fighter of foo Dave Grohl share a giggle over a Garfield comic during a break at Wednesday's iPhone 5 launch. Or something like that. [via The Bold Italic,
Arts & Entertainment Video: Seagull Swipes Camera From Tourist, Films Beautiful Sunset [Updated] While tourist Nathalie Rollandin was shooting the honey-kissed sunset at the Golden Gate Bridge last week, a nearby rogue seagull wasn't having any of it. The crafty bird snatched her GoPro camera and
Arts & Entertainment Steve Martin Tweets About 'Evil' Pleasanton We never really got Steve Martin. We have nothing against the noted comedian, but, like most male funny men of his ilk (Bill Murray, et al.), we never grasped his brand of humor.
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Michael Bauer Damns Boil-in-Bag Cuisine How dare he. We don't know what the hell is wrong with Michael Bauer, but the noted SF Chronicle food critic done tears it with this piece damning boiling-in-bag cooking (or, "sous vide"
Arts & Entertainment Photo: How To Smuggle Beer Into A Music Festival Also works for any booze-monitored public event where burrito eaters run rampant. (Photo snapped by Rice Peel Off.)
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Behold, SOMA Whole Food's Frightening Sandwich Board We are a regular at the SOMA Whole Foods, but we failed to come across this bit of spookery. Doug Madey (of Ice Tubes), however, did. He writes, "Whole Foods SOMA has the
Arts & Entertainment As Expected, '20 Worst Hipster Bands' List Provokes Music Fans You guys, people are upset. LA Weekly just unleashed their "20 Worst Hipster Bands" list, which, as it set out to do, has since made readers bristle and sigh, pout and glare. Since
Arts & Entertainment Video: The Origin of Homer Simpson's 'D'oh!' Fascinating! Did you know that Dan Castellaneta's signature exclamation in the voice of Homer Simpson was derived from Laurel and Hardy? Listen and learn. [via WOW]
Arts & Entertainment Found: Forged Note From Kid Who Wants Knife For 'Dear Hunting' Kids do the darndest things—like stabbing beautiful creatures to death, and forging notes from their parents. The fine folks at Bernal Cutlery came across this note "tucked away in an old Atlas
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Phyllis Diller Roasts Joan Collins We just heard the news about Phyllis Diller's passing at age 95, and we're heartbroken. She was a pioneering female comedian who inspired pretty much every other funny woman who's taken the stage
SF News Dumb: Melky Cabrera Created Phony Website To Dodge Drug Suspension You and the Giants have greater issues at hand (e.g., we're one half a game behind LA) than the stupid, stupid thing Melky Cabrera did, so we will try to be brief
Arts & Entertainment Happy International Left-Handers Day! Friend of SFist Andrew Dudley (of Haighteration fame) brought to our attention that today is International Left-Handers Day. What is International Left-Handers Day all about, you ask? Don't look at us. We certainly
Arts & Entertainment 'Still Living The Dream,' Says NASA Dreamboat Bobak Ferdowsi On Monday, Mars rover Curiosity landed with aplomb... as did the mohawk-sporting rover lead, Bobak Ferdowsi, who crash-landed into the hearts of countless geekphiles. Ferdowsi recently spoke with Shira Lazar of What's Trending,
