What's that? You're a female/gay male/metrosexual who likes to show off his body and you're not sure what to be for Halloween this year? Allow us to advise you to please, please, not choose any of the these atrocities for your sexy slut drag this year. It's unbecoming, and in several cases, downright moronic.

You want to get laid on Halloween? Go as Magic Mike (for him) or as a straight up hooker (for her), because at least those are good honest looks.


Sexy Men's Costumes [Yandy]
Sexy Ladies' Costumes [Yandy]