Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: 10,000 iPhone 5 Domino Aatma Studio puts together 10,000 iPhone 5 smartphones for a festive domino tumble. That's a lot of iPhones, yes? Not quite. Laughing Squid explains: If you’re wondering how the studio obtained
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Meanwhile, In Berkeley: Joyce Carol Oates Eats Bad Vegan Meal In late breaking Berkeley dining news, Joyce Carol Oates (author of some of the greatest American works of our time) read Berkeley restaurant Venus to filth last night, Tweeting: "Second & last near-inedible
SF News Meanwhile, At The American Airlines Ticket Counter... People wearing flip flops at an airport to get on a flight. Because we all paid $1,000+ to see crusty heels and gnarly toes on a six-hour flight. At least you are
SF News Ha Ha: You Have To Work Today While It's Gorgeous Outside Cruelty, thy name is a gorgeous Wednesday. Today is the day we give you permission to defriend and unfollow with impunity anyone who boasts or brags about being outside on this gorgeous April
SF News Jeremy Irons Worries Gay Marriage Could Lead To Fathers Marrying Their Sons Jeremy Irons revealed something shocking last night during an interview with HuffPo Live. Namely, that some thespians, no matter how acclaimed, shouldn't think and speak at the same time. More to the point,
SF News Running Into Your Boss At Folsom Street Fair, And Other SF-Specific Fears Today on the Bold Italic they've got a funny bit from Dave Gordon covering a host of very San Franciscan phobias, such as the fear of forgetting your reusable bag and being shamed
SF News Consumer Alert! Lululemon Admits Some Of Their Yoga Pants Are Kind Of See-Thru Noted yoga pants manufacturer Lululemon has issued a recall on certain pairs of "tighter fitting" women's yoga pants which the company concedes are a little more sheer than their customers would like. From
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Dessertwire: In Which We Interview A Schulzie's Bread Pudding With foodie news feverishly tracking the ups and downs of restaurant openings, chef shakeups and "it" ingredients, we thought it was time to get straight to the source. That's why we'll now be
Arts & Entertainment Video: Trannyshack Star Search Champ Rides Ejaculating Donkey Speaking of drag competitions, Sue Casa won last week's Trannyshack Star Search competition. Her performance boasts, among other things, riding a large ejaculating donkey. Also of note: flag twirling! [via Marke B. at
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Leonardo Shills for Jim Beam, 'Lost In Translation' Style Just like Bill Murray did, fictionally, for Suntory whiskey in Lost in Translation and in the grand tradition of Hollywood stars cashing in on such things overseas, like Paul Newman in this hilarious
Arts & Entertainment Five Things Single People Should NOT Do On Valentine's Day, Ever If you are currently in a relationship, kudos to you, and you may stop reading now. Seriously. Get out. Okay, now that it's just us single ladies and dudes, allow us just to
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink Zaddie, The 'Mona Lisa' Of Avocados, For Only $10 Not sure if this is parody or not (we're leaning toward the former, obviously), but we a) love avocados and b) love anything involving a massive bottle of Squirt. And with that, we
SF News Video: Snarky TV Reporter Accuses Drunk 49ers Fan Of Having STD Aww, poor thing. While reporting from the French Quarter in New Orleans for the Super Bowl, WKMG reporter Jessica Sanchez's news-lite segment was interrupted by a drunk 49ers fan. The reporter then turns
Arts & Entertainment Video: Jim Harbaugh Playing Screech's Cousin On 'Saved By The Bell' We get that many of you have already seen this gem. And good on you. But many of you have not, so we present to you 49ers coach Jim Harbaugh in a 1996
SF News DUI Suspect's Shocking Twitter Rant Against Arresting Officer 48-year-old Khalil Jaser was arrested for last summer in Brisbane, California for driving under the influence. Then, like a shunned lover, he proceeded to call his arresting officer a total of 152 times,
Arts & Entertainment 2012 Gays In Review In a city that, let's face it, isn't as welcoming to the gays as it once was, Marke B. turned out a joyous and thoughtful review of LGBTs in 2012, touching upon both
Arts & Entertainment A Guide For Making A Seamless San Francisco-To-Oakland Transition [Updated] From what we know of Oakland — which is everything — residents stroll around and shoot each other with guns. Lots of guns. In between going to Ike's and Plum, that is. But that's pretty
SF News Video: Castro Store Flips Out On Caroling Sodastream Protesters Left-leaning protesters arrived en masse at Cliff's Variety in the Castro on Christmas Eve to protest the selling of Sodastream. Why? Well, according to Who Profits, the company that makes ordinary tap water
Arts & Entertainment S.F. Strip Club's Thanksgiving Marquee Makes Us Feel Dirty, Tingly You have to hand it to the wordsmiths at Market Street Cinema for not using "stuffing" in this tasteless yet appropriate ode to Thanksgiving and dancing naked ladies. Well done, house of sin.
SF Restaurants, Food & Drink And Now, A Half Naked Man Gorging On Twinkies Homemade Twinkies? In praise of Tastykakes? Dan White? We weren't sure how to add our two cents to this morning's Hostess-closing fray, which resulted appropriate trending and Twinkie-related humor on Twitter, until we
SF News Lady Activist Strips Naked During Committee Meeting, Calls Wiener 'Fascist' [NSFW] At a special meeting of the City Operations and Neighborhood Services committee yesterday, Supervisors Sean Elsbernd, Carmen Chu, and anti-public nudity chairman Scott Wiener unanimously voted to bring a comprehensive ban on public
Arts & Entertainment Video: Bird Poops On Fox Anchor During World Series Report McCovey Cove outside AT&T Park is full of seagulls flying high above. Seagulls with full bellies waiting to take acrobatic craps. However, FOX40 Sacramento anchor Paul Robins might not have been
Arts & Entertainment World Series Style: Reviewing The Giants' Hairdos During the fifth inning of Game 1 on Wednesday, we got off our couch, turned off the TV, and begrudgingly arrived (tipsy) to the 2013 Michelin Guide party when the discussion of the
SF News Giants vs. Tigers: Rival City Mayors Throw Shade It's on. San Francisco Mayor Ed Lee and Detroit Mayor David Bing wasted no time snatching off each other's proverbial wigs prior to Game 1 of the Giants-vs.-Tigers World Series. "The San
Arts & Entertainment The Inevitable SF Giants Gangnam Style Parody Video Yeah, sorry. On the pop-culture spectrum of chortle, this "Gangnam Style" parody, created by viralvince, falls somewhere between "binders full of women" (which, shut up, Facebook and Twitter) and that corporate-driven Ashkon ditty
