Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: 'Dance Magick' The only difference between this video and a Saturday night in SoMa is a) it features someone underage, and b) furries don't tend to prefer flower costumes. [Everything Is Terrible]
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Safe Sex For Seniors Did you know that STDs were on the rise among elderly people in Florida? Yeah, it's kind of been a thing. The Daily Show even covered it. Rates of STDs are up 70%
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Easter Terror Who ever thought that a giant rabbit costume was something cute, and not horrifically frightening? For god's sake, actual rabbits are kind of scary, but these vintage Easter bunnies are truly a scary
Arts & Entertainment South Park Mocks Internet Memes; Internet Laughs Faith HillingGet More: SOUTHPARKEric Cartman,Leopold "Butters" Stotch,more... Last night's episode of South Park centered around all the fleeting internet memes that make up a part of our collective cultural dialogue these
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: The Theme From 'Match Game' Slowed Down 800% Basically everything is trippy slowed down by 800%. The true music geeks among you should enjoy this, as well as the same thing done to the Sanford & Son theme song. [via Lady
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Things That Seem Normal When You Live Alone Working from home as we do, we totally relate to the "not wearing pants for three days" thing. That is totes normal, btw. [via UCB Comedy]
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Welcome To Glorious Paducah! Oh, we sure do enjoy a good laugh at the expense of a flyover state. And at the risk of sounding like big, coastal, blue-state elitists, we challenge you not to bust out
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Marine Screams Like a Little Girl Meet Adam (left) and his pal Allan (right). They're Marines. Allan seems to know that his friend is a screamer. They are aboard the Giant Slingshot in Orlando, and yes, when there is
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: The Ballad of the Burglar of Telegraph Hill We live in an age when a news story can become the stuff of legend and fodder for balladeers within days. And yes, the story of the wily burglar of Telegraph Hill, who
Arts & Entertainment One More Roundup From the 'Sh*t ___s Say' Meme We know. There are at least ten of you out there who are SO OVER this you could die and you've just lost some modicum of respect for us. But chances are we've
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Madonna, In Translation The brilliant Jennifer Saunders (Ab Fab) and Dawn French (French and Saunders) have done us a little "reading from literature," in this case the translated transcript of an interview done by a Hungarian
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Mean Cat Shoves Another Cat Down Ladder In case you needed any further evidence that cats are adorable yet cold-hearted bitches, watch this. [Thx, Walter] P.S. The mean cat is apparently named Kimba, and her poor victim is Bella.
Arts & Entertainment Regarding This 'S**t ___s Say' YouTube Meme As many of you know, we here at the ists love a good meme. And for the past couple of weeks the webs have been ablaze with video variations all stemming from "S*
SF News Quote of the Day: Regarding Pets in San Francisco This from today's column by C.W. Nevius, ever the faithful chronicler of "Only in S.F." moments: Why going to the veterinarian is different in San Francisco: Sitting in the waiting room
SF News Conan O'Brien Spoofs The Missing iPhone 5 Story Parodic Apple employee: "We will find this person and redefine the world of genital torture." [The Week] PREVIOUSLY: SFPD Now Investigating Their Own iPhone 5 Investigation Apple Employing Secret Police Force? iPhone 5
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: 'Greg' on Last Night's 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' Now listen up any of you who might find some offense in this, or think we are somehow making fun of this kid: Any regular readers of this site ought to know that
SF News Someone Please Get the Winklevoss Twins a PR Agent Perhaps because of their ongoing litigious efforts in a Massachusetts federal court, Cameron and Tyler Winklevoss simply could not stay silent about some recent public remarks by former Harvard president Larry Summers in
SF News 'The Daily Show' Visits S.F. Again to Find Out Why We Aren't the Gayest City Anymore Remember that asinine list that The Advocate came up with ranking U.S. cities based on how many lesbian music festivals they had or whatever, and thereby determining which cities are now the
Arts & Entertainment Afternoon Palate Cleanser: Mr. Toots, The Unicorn Who Farts Deadly Rainbows This made our morning. Allow it to make your afternoon. [Freddie Wong via Laughing Squid]
SF News Esophagus and Colon Function Room Open on 21st Street On 21st Street near Guerrero Mission Local finds these bizarre signs in a second-story window. We are naturally curious, even though this town is full of loony birds holed up in such aeries
misc Afternoon Palate Cleanser: The Chinese Guide to the Bedroom Arts Are we still celebrating Chinese New Year? This little piece of VHS joy comes to us from Everything Is Terrible, who obviously took a few liberties with the editing. We ask you, will
misc News Websites Re-Post Fake News Story About An S.F. Man Orgasming During a TSA Pat-Down If only because it sounds like something that really might happen here, and not unlike a scene from the Folsom Street Fair, a fake news item went around yesterday about a sexually dysfunctional
